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Aims - Jan 12, 2010 5:48:12 am PST #6506 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

starfall.org

That's the one vw introduced her too and she loves it!

We really really really try to not make it THAT big of a deal and not to show her that Joe and I are totally having our issues. But sometimes, I want to bang my head on the desk or wall or whatever and I worry that she's not smart.

Which, she TOTALLY is. And she's creative as hell. And she's AWESOME and AMAZING! She's right where she should be, age-wise, and if there was a problem, her teachers would totally tell us.

Parenting is not for the weak. That's for damn sure.


Stephanie - Jan 12, 2010 5:51:16 am PST #6507 of 30000
Trust my rage

The biggest thing I would say is not to worry or project too much (yeah, this is hard, I have so been there).

That's one of the things I love about this board. I'm sure we are not all big readers, but I feel like if there was ever a place to stress about your kid not reading, people here would get it.

Ellie loves to "read" books at school but we don't read that much at home. Which is weird because I love to read. I would love to spend more time reading to her at night, but it takes forever to get Frisco to sleep which sort of sucks up our evenings.


flea - Jan 12, 2010 5:54:24 am PST #6508 of 30000
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Another idea is to have her read kid-version graphic novels. Casper loves "Babymouse" which has words but you can also follow the story with just pictures. It's one of the few book she'll read to herself. We also love the Mo Willems Elephant and Piggie series. They are "early readers" but so much more fun than "Dick and Jane." ("There is a bird on your head!?!")


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 5:55:48 am PST #6509 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We LOVE Elephant and Piggie!!


DavidS - Jan 12, 2010 5:57:27 am PST #6510 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett didn't read until he was in first grade when he was 6, and it was over the course of that school year.

And he was not in the least unusual in that regard. Most of the kids entering first grade did not read.

So. Don't worry! Emeline will be fine.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2010 6:00:45 am PST #6511 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There is a bird on your head!?!

No. Now there are TWO birds on your head!


beth b - Jan 12, 2010 6:01:45 am PST #6512 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

elephant and piggie are great!


erikaj - Jan 12, 2010 6:02:14 am PST #6513 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

sj, I take cranberry concentrate tablets every day and I've not had a UTI in years(Which is like, really good as I found out I now have a sulfa allergy and doctors tend to prefer it, them? for the bladder infections.) The ones I take come with extra vitamin C, too, as far as I know, it couldn't hurt.My mom the hippie says they make things more acidic and the germs don't like it in there then.) One thing, besides blue eyes, I have in common with Adrian Grenier...apparently his mother calls from Brooklyn to see if he's taken his supplements today. My mom would totally do this. She wants to know if Ms.Grenier has ever tried to grow a fruit pit in a juice glass.


beth b - Jan 12, 2010 6:02:30 am PST #6514 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No. Now there are TWO birds on your head!

and they are in love


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 6:06:43 am PST #6515 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I DO NOT WANT THREE EGGS ON MY HEAD!!