Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2010 6:27:40 am PST #6122 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

AND HIS ACRONYM SHALL BE...DAN. IT STANDS FOR...DAN.

Damn, girl. You sure are a wordsmith!

So, how did he propose? Or did you propose?


Strix - Jan 08, 2010 6:36:37 am PST #6123 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, it was so romantic!

I'd had a migraine all day and had been sleeping it off. I can downstairs where he was watching Stewart and ate some broccoli. Then I took some Ambien so I would go to sleep and get rid of the headache for good. I was bumming one of his smokes before I went upstairs to go back to bed, and I said "Do you want to marry me?" And he said "I've been thinking about it a lot. Yes."

I said "Really?...Uh, does this mean we're engaged?" He looked thoughtful and said "Well, I haven't gotten a ring yet."

I took off my grandmother's ring and gave it to him. "Let's worry about a ring after we get the house stuff taken care of."

He put my grandma's wedding ring on my left hand.

ME: "So, we're engaged?"

HIM: "Yep."

ME: "When do you want to get married?"

HIM: "Soon."


WindSparrow - Jan 08, 2010 6:39:25 am PST #6124 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That's wonderful, Erin!


-t - Jan 08, 2010 6:39:28 am PST #6125 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw. Good story.


Hil R. - Jan 08, 2010 6:42:39 am PST #6126 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Aw. That is a sweet story.

My anxiety dream got replaced by one in which I was on a Style Network show and some style consultant told me that I should always wear red. WTF, subconscious?


Cass - Jan 08, 2010 6:49:23 am PST #6127 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Good story!

Or, uh, she could come up with the acronickname, since she's the betrothed one.

Why are we letting Erin pick DAN's name? We generally just pick what amuses us the most. As it should be. She's just marrying him. We've got to type it.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2010 6:52:51 am PST #6128 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

She's just marrying him. We've got to type it.

Seriously - priorities, people!!

That said, Dan is one letter less than AFEF, so I vote we go with that.


Strix - Jan 08, 2010 6:53:35 am PST #6129 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Amuse yourselves away!


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2010 6:54:00 am PST #6130 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Why are we letting Erin pick DAN's name?

My bad. I got stuck on the whole she's-actually-his-fiancee thing. Silly me.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 6:54:29 am PST #6131 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about AFEF(IOW,DAN)?