Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Jan 07, 2010 2:13:19 pm PST #6031 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, MM!


Volans - Jan 07, 2010 2:18:42 pm PST #6032 of 30000
move out and draw fire

You could tell her that you tried to call her back, but your bad Thursday juju prevented it?

I was just listening to Elizabeth Gilbert talk about her new book ("Committed") and talk about how Americans are abnormal because we have these fantasy expectations about marriage and Twu Wuv and all, and that the rest of the world is more pragmatic and views it as basically something for the financial security of the families and the stability of the community.

This triggered a ton of discussion points in my head, but it also seemed like something that might be relevant here.


ChiKat - Jan 07, 2010 2:22:09 pm PST #6033 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Man of Miracles!!


Ginger - Jan 07, 2010 2:29:29 pm PST #6034 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have the following meet-cute scenario in my head for P-C:

P-C gives in and wears the stupid amulet, which is bound to be smaller than an albatross, under his shirt. One day in a bookstore, he reaches for a graphic novel and the amulet swings out from under his shirt. Sitting on the floor reading graphic novels is an attractive girl with pink hair. P-C had noticed her earlier because of the Firefly-themed tattoos on her arms. She asks about the amulet, and P-C reluctantly tells her what it is. She says, "Oh, my god! My grandmother makes me wear this against the evil eye" and pulls an amulet out of her shirt.


Laga - Jan 07, 2010 2:35:46 pm PST #6035 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

She says, "Oh, my god! My grandmother makes me wear this against the evil eye" and pulls an amulet out of her shirt.

...then it turns out she's Gujarati and has six brothers.


smonster - Jan 07, 2010 2:56:40 pm PST #6036 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh honey. But you will have Vortex (who totally needs the Dick-Weed polish) to keep you strong and entertain you.

I'm very much looking forward to some quality Vortex time.

ION, some people impulse-buy nail polish, I buy toy food for my new doll. But tiny cupcakes! And cake stands! And champagne flutes!

Can't wait to see peektures!

Speaking of impulse-buying nail polish, I totally bought two bottles of No Miss on sale tonight. Blue and green.


Katerina Bee - Jan 07, 2010 3:11:49 pm PST #6037 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

...also she has an interest in swordplay, dictionaries and steampunk jewelry, so your grandmother will never, ever be able to buy her anything she really likes, but that's okay cause you'll be busy living happily ever after.

Also, Vortex should totally buy the nail polish and call it Planning the Spring Wardrobe.

And JZ's stooopid cow-orker has her own cooties for sure, that's what she's smelling.

I prpobly missed summat I was gonna say, but heck. I can only edit this post so much.

ooooh! I totally remembered: It was: HAPPY BDAY MM!

Plus I was at Costco the other day and thought of fair Juliana because two laughing, bratty little girls came wheeling along on a flat bed cart and the bold one said "Scuse me! Is it possible to break your face?"

I was so thrilled that I actually knew the answer to that I went ahead and said that if you broke your nose, your cheekbone and your jaw, you definitely broke your face.

I think they were a little awed that I knew something that gory right off the bat.


WindSparrow - Jan 07, 2010 4:17:20 pm PST #6038 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Quick! Somebody tell me not to poke and prod my gums with my tongue!

I want to, so badly....


Katerina Bee - Jan 07, 2010 5:00:31 pm PST #6039 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

WindSparrow, you tell that disobedient tongue to listen to your brain instead of your inner child, okay?

Maybe that will work to keep me from poking my tongue obsessively into my new toothlessness on the upper left.


Hil R. - Jan 07, 2010 5:04:10 pm PST #6040 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

No poking gums! It hurts and makes it take longer to heal! And it hurts!

(Um. Not that I have any recent experience with this, or anything.)