I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 07, 2010 6:22:13 am PST #5955 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Work's too conservative for me to wear that on my nails.

Yes, and the nail polish will go bad by the time your vacation or F2F rolls around, or by the time it's warm enough to wear sandals. BUY THE POLISH, WOMAN. (love you!)


Cass - Jan 07, 2010 6:35:29 am PST #5956 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Pedicures last for a long time. You will look down upon the dickweed and smile. Go for it.

Damn my teal issues, I cannot even consider it and so someone I know needs to have that polish.


brenda m - Jan 07, 2010 6:39:30 am PST #5957 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Plus you can get away with calling people dickweed, and when they object say you were just considering your toes.


Vortex - Jan 07, 2010 6:41:41 am PST #5958 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's like my polar bear keychain.


brenda m - Jan 07, 2010 6:45:44 am PST #5959 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee! Or my xmas present this year to my brother, who was being a serious jackass, to the point that he picked a fight and then hung up on my sister on freaking Christmas eve (resulting in much tears and drama). He's now the proud sponsor of a polar bear for the World Wildlife Foundation.


Vortex - Jan 07, 2010 6:46:53 am PST #5960 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

He's now the proud sponsor of a polar bear for the World Wildlife Foundation.

oh, that's even BETTER.


Volans - Jan 07, 2010 6:47:07 am PST #5961 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I have an Orly color that's almost exactly that, and while I love it, it's on the list for the exchange, because I don't wear it that much. Maybe as a toe color I'd wear it more, but as a finger color it goes with none of my clothes.


Vortex - Jan 07, 2010 6:48:36 am PST #5962 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't care if my fingers and toes match. I'm weird like that. I usually have a neutral on one of the other anyway.


Volans - Jan 07, 2010 6:55:59 am PST #5963 of 30000
move out and draw fire

He's now the proud sponsor of a polar bear for the World Wildlife Foundation.

applauds wildly


erikaj - Jan 07, 2010 7:04:26 am PST #5964 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

MiracleMan's Birthday...shouldn't that be one of those Monday holidays? Thirteen dollars seems kind of a lot for polish, but if it was, like, dolphin safe, my favorite color ever, and lasted on my hands, maybe.