Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 03, 2010 6:08:40 pm PST #5590 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Daniel is my hero. He just replaced a battery in my car. It was -9F (-23C) when he started. It was -11F (-24C) when he finished. While he was working on that, I had chicken and potatoes in the oven for him. He is now ensconced on the sofa with blankets and Harvey and a mug of hot chocolate.


Strix - Jan 03, 2010 6:22:52 pm PST #5591 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

huh. one of my girlfriend's is preggo.

I dunno quite how to explain how weird this is -- she's not married and living with her bf, and she and I have been "the single friends" for...ever.

And now, I had a NYE party with my bf and my maybe-stepson and Jen is pregnant.

It's...over. I'm really a grown-up? We all are? All married or with some kind of committment. I dunno what's over, but it is.

This is not bad, but it is...weird.

Huh.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2010 6:32:47 pm PST #5592 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's a weird day indeed when you realize that your glory days of snorting cocaine off of hookers' asses are behind you.


Aims - Jan 03, 2010 6:47:06 pm PST #5593 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Speak for yourselves.


Strix - Jan 03, 2010 6:47:41 pm PST #5594 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

SHE WASN'T A HOOKER I SWEAR!

And yet...I miss it. *sob*


DCJensen - Jan 03, 2010 7:39:45 pm PST #5595 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"You're a HOOKER?" - Arthur, the last cinematic funny drunk.


NoiseDesign - Jan 03, 2010 7:48:48 pm PST #5596 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Don't forget I'm getting married this week. Truly it is the end times.

Except for the part where I'm the luckiest guy in the world.


omnis_audis - Jan 03, 2010 7:57:38 pm PST #5597 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

When I get married, that will be the sign of end of times. But yes, we are all grown up. Next step, growing old.

Daniel certainly is a hero. I'm cold just reading about it!

First day of load in went great. My crew exceeded expectations. I hope they can keep the pace up. If so, Friday will be a light day.

I managed to remember that with my new uverse, I can last minute record something. I'm half way into the Eagles game. I'm wishing I hadn't record it.

Shir, please don't lose your soul thru unpleasant bodily functions. It's far more fun to sell it at the crossroads. I hope you feel better soon!!


meara - Jan 03, 2010 8:06:24 pm PST #5598 of 30000

The true end of times would be if I were in a relationship longer than six months, y'all...So far, has not yet happened. (Well, technically, once it did, but it was long distance and doesn't really count since I didn't see her, and since I was planning to break up with her long before then. Once, we broke up about two weeks after the six month mark. And once, we broke up shortly before, and got back together a month later, but...)

Anyway.

I am failing to be productive. And my tummy is unhappy, and I can't tell what it wants. Am I hungry? Ill? WTF? This cold is messing with my body and brain!!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 03, 2010 8:30:40 pm PST #5599 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I thought getting married would be the absolute death of me. So far, I am engaged two years and apparently not dead yet. (But then, I never had that much fun when I was single.) Now we'll see if I can survive the six months of planning that are coming up. Must book caterers must book caterers must book caterers

meara, I hope your tummy improves.

We are off to Jerusalem. We're hoping Shir will be well enough to meet us!