Instead of Steven Wright's "I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room and let them fight it out" we get Teppy's "I put a probiotic and an antibiotic in my intestinal tract and let them fight it out."
IT'S A G.I. CAGE MATCH!
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Jan 01, 2010 8:03:03 am PST #5450 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Shir - Jan 01, 2010 8:03:13 am PST #5451 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Anybody else really wishing for Buffista Island not just because it would be great to be surrounded by Buffistas, but because together we would create reasons to dress up in our prettiest clothes....
Why I love WindSparrow.
Barb, you look wonderful, and so happy!
smonster - Jan 01, 2010 8:05:35 am PST #5452 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Anybody else really wishing for Buffista Island not just because it would be great to be surrounded by Buffistas, but because together we would create reasons to dress up in our prettiest clothes....
And the rest of the time, we can all wear inside pants! Or whatever.
sj - Jan 01, 2010 8:44:44 am PST #5453 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, Teppy!
I have everything done with 18 minutes to spare before people are supposed to start arriving.
WindSparrow - Jan 01, 2010 8:46:39 am PST #5454 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And the rest of the time, we can all wear inside pants! Or whatever.
Perzactly. Buffista Island is one big Come As You Are Party - and I'd guess that the proportion of inside pants to corsets and tiaras is only slightly higher. Of course, inside pants plus tiaras, well, that's another story.
ChiKat - Jan 01, 2010 8:54:13 am PST #5455 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
inside pants plus tiaras
This for the win!! Sounds like a perfect outfit.
Barb, you look so pretty in your gorgeous dress.
I am up, on coffee #2 and still in inside pants. Not a bad day so far.
brenda m - Jan 01, 2010 9:01:44 am PST #5456 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Perzactly. Buffista Island is one big Come As You Are Party - and I'd guess that the proportion of inside pants to corsets and tiaras is only slightly higher. Of course, inside pants plus tiaras, well, that's another story.
Last night when I got home I was wearing a corset and inside pants!
Glamcookie - Jan 01, 2010 9:01:54 am PST #5457 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Buffista Island would be lovely for helping with the children, says La Leche GC.
Happy New Year everyone!
smonster - Jan 01, 2010 9:06:39 am PST #5458 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I am in inside pants (with inside hair, Lordy) but am as yet without coffee, since I haven't eaten and am trying to avoid a repeat of yesterday's migraine.
KBD is making brunch so I will caffeinate shortly.
ChiKat - Jan 01, 2010 9:09:50 am PST #5459 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
with inside hair, Lordy
My sistah!!! I still contend I have the worst bedhead of anyone I know. Short hair + hair product + restless sleeper = serious bedhead. Others have said that I surely didn't have such bedhead and then they saw it and would rapidly agree that my bedhead is of serious proportions. I can't leave the house without getting my hair wet and restyling.