Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 17, 2009 6:41:17 am PST #4035 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora's bourbon voice

I have a bourbon voice???


Aims - Dec 17, 2009 6:46:33 am PST #4036 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Course you do - rich and sexy.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 17, 2009 6:52:26 am PST #4037 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have a bourbon voice???

You don't remember saying that ("This is my bourbon voice."), or I wasn't supposed to mention it?

And, needless to say, if the latter, please let me know ASAP.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 17, 2009 6:53:54 am PST #4038 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ahahahaha! OMG, I do not remember saying that. Man, I'm a weirdo. No problem on mentioning it!


Ginger - Dec 17, 2009 7:02:38 am PST #4039 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'd love to hear Nora's bourbon voice or, for that matter, her beer voice.

I did a little checking around and I don't think I can do much better on the alternator. Used/refurbished average around $200 and once you add a battery and labor, you're headed over the hill to the poor house.


Stephanie - Dec 17, 2009 7:04:21 am PST #4040 of 30000
Trust my rage

Home with cramps and a sick baby.

But like JZ and bedtime the other day, he will only sleep in my arms for so long so I'm appreciating my sick cuddly baby.


Jessica - Dec 17, 2009 7:07:15 am PST #4041 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In "they grow up too fast" news, Dylan evicted all of his stuffed animals from his new bed last night because "They belong IN THE CRIB!!!" So we put them back in the crib and let him sleep with his "big boy pillow" instead of the little moose pillow he's slept with since he was 6 months old.

Then at around midnight he woke up crying because the big pillow had fallen off the bed, and we gave him the moose pillow back. And I felt much better.


DavidS - Dec 17, 2009 7:09:10 am PST #4042 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, after Emmett stopped being baby-sized a bit of fever was the best time to cuddle him.

I mean, he always liked to cuddle but he couldn't resist turning it into a wrestling match two seconds after he was snuggled against me. But when he was sick he'd just flop his feverish little body on me.

He still seeks almost constant contact with me, though. If we walk down the street together he'll shrug himself under my arm, sort of like the way a puppy will go through a newspaper to get to you.

Last night he tried to sit in my lap, which is a no-go as he's 5'3" 130 lbs. He's almost JZ sized now.


ChiKat - Dec 17, 2009 7:15:49 am PST #4043 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Emmett and I are the same height. That is just so wrong. He's supposed to be 4'2" tops.

Tonight is my first show at this school. It's 2 one acts. The kids can be great if they decide to be. I hope they decide to be!!


Aims - Dec 17, 2009 7:28:16 am PST #4044 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

After about three years of denial, I finally have to face the truth that someone stole my baby and replaced her with this young girl: [link]

She is as snuggly as the baby was, but with the added bonus of random sayings like, "Mommy, I love you." and "You're the best mom a kid could have."