Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Dec 14, 2009 5:12:10 pm PST #3670 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Steroids make me loose my distance vision, of course that is a function of diabetes and steroids... but still.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2009 6:07:12 pm PST #3671 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I lost track of how many job applications I sent out. I think I'm somewhere around 135. And, so far, two interviews.


billytea - Dec 14, 2009 6:51:05 pm PST #3672 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I just read something about a blind woman who was not allowed on a Quantas flight because they refused to allow her guide dog on board. (This was in Australia, so not subject to American laws.)

No, but Qantas is subject to Australian law, and I believe it's being investigated as a possible breach of the Disabilities Act. It's certainly generated bad publicity for them, and they know it. It is also contrary to Qantas' policy, so the ground staff stuffed up, but obviously Qantas bears responsibility for its employees. (She was originally booked on another airline, Tiger, and they simply cancelled her return ticket after flying her to Adelaide. She has some real cause for complaint, against more than one airline, and this isn't an isolated incident.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2009 7:04:25 pm PST #3673 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm watching the beginning of that Chanukah basketball movie now. It's totally ridiculous. Oh, and in addition the Chanukah, the lesson of this movie is that Jewish kids are really good at academics but need a black man and a miracle to make them good a sports.


brenda m - Dec 14, 2009 7:25:13 pm PST #3674 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I kind of want to see that movie.

On tonight's Daily Show John Oliver was ragging on Jon Stewart about the lack of a JewNog for Hannukuh.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2009 7:27:37 pm PST #3675 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of the Jewish kids made some sarcastic comment like, "Sure, a bunch of Jewish kids are going to win the tournament." The coach tells him not to put himself in a box like that.

Oh, and now we've got the obligatory scene about how Jewish food is all weird and icky.

And, even though it's set in Philadelphia, they are making no attempt whatsoever to disguise the fact that it's filmed in Toronto. They're playing basketball on a playground with a gorgeous view of the lake.


Polter-Cow - Dec 14, 2009 7:34:29 pm PST #3676 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Buffista wordsmiths, please fill in the blank:

She put the condom on me, ______ it.

Applying? Unrolling?


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 7:48:19 pm PST #3677 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I take it you found a wife?


billytea - Dec 14, 2009 7:52:37 pm PST #3678 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I take it you found a wife?

Or at the very least he's pretty far advanced in the interview process.


Polter-Cow - Dec 14, 2009 8:02:30 pm PST #3679 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's for a friend writing a story.