Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Aug 23, 2010 2:05:13 pm PDT #29726 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My aunt Sharon told me about sex when I was 8 or 9, and that it was to make babies. And I looked at her astonished and said, "so you had sex TWICE??" When she said she'd had it more often than that, I was boggled as to why.


Zenkitty - Aug 23, 2010 2:15:56 pm PDT #29727 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I love little kids' reactions to learning about teh sex. They're always "GROSS! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" What a change hormones make!


amyth - Aug 23, 2010 2:18:40 pm PDT #29728 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

It really does seem embarrassing and undignified, pre-puberty. I remember looking at adults, thinking, "They've had SEX?" and being alternately embarrassed for them, and amused.


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 2:23:33 pm PDT #29729 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It really does seem embarrassing and undignified

It's *totally* undignified!

Just...the fun is worth the indignity.


-t - Aug 23, 2010 2:24:13 pm PDT #29730 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

There was a "hygiene" talk at my high school, for the girls only, which consisted of equal parts "you think no one know you're sneaking off to your aunties to get busy with your boyfriends? Everybody knows. Don't do that" and "don't be thinking you can get away with not showering in the winter". It was infinitely weird and not at all informative. I think there was only one the four years I was there, and there were always a couple of pregnant girls in class, so I don't know what the idea was.


Strix - Aug 23, 2010 2:24:25 pm PDT #29731 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Well, it IS pretty hilarious. Real-people sex is. It can be pretty in the movies, but that's all lighting and angles and baby oil and stuff.

I'm always amazed that people want to film themselves having sex. It's like, "Really? How are you ever going to want to have sex after seeing that?" ZERO desire to see myself having sex. None. You have to be pretty undignified to have good sex, and I would be just like ZOMG, noooo! TURN IT OFF.


Connie Neil - Aug 23, 2010 2:26:42 pm PDT #29732 of 30000
brillig

ZERO desire to see myself having sex

Wrod.

Sometimes I think "What must this look like?" and have to think other thoughts quickly.


amyth - Aug 23, 2010 2:28:56 pm PDT #29733 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

don't be thinking you can get away with not showering in the winter

Who, who, who is trying to get away with that?


amych - Aug 23, 2010 2:34:23 pm PDT #29734 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

WTF PANCAKES?!

I mean, I know, you already explained, but were they TRYING to ruin breakfast?

My AIDS-era public school sex ed was STDs and AIDS and STDs and AIDS and pop quizzes on the failure rates of contraception methods I still have never seen in the wild. And then more AIDS. I'm not sure what Texas is so worried about with the whole abstinence only thing, because lemme tell you, with the right statistics-obsessed football coach, sex ed can be incredibly comprehensive and yet still DON'T.

(although to give the guy credit, he was way ahead of his time on rape awareness, where his line was pretty much "consent is not optional, what she was wearing doesn't matter, and DON'T)


-t - Aug 23, 2010 2:34:55 pm PDT #29735 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Who, who, who is trying to get away with that?

I don't know! it was too bizarre.