That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 20, 2010 8:42:03 am PDT #29319 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought the Bush administration's tax policy was "Rich people always cheat on their taxes anyway - there'll be a lot less math involved if we just don't tax them in the first place. Math is hard, you know!"


Aims - Aug 20, 2010 8:43:14 am PDT #29320 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No, that was Right Wing Nutjob Talking Barbara.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 8:44:29 am PDT #29321 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

During the first meeting of the Continental Congress, if you want to get technical.

Snerk.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 8:46:18 am PDT #29322 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Although that was less about paying taxes at all than it was about not paying taxes to basically a foreign power who didn't give anything back.


Jessica - Aug 20, 2010 8:53:34 am PDT #29323 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Although that was less about paying taxes at all than it was about not paying taxes to basically a foreign power who didn't give anything back.

There was a certain amount of "When I get my OWN COUNTRY I'm not going to have ANY TAXES!" going on as well, but nearly everyone realized pretty quickly how poorly that would work out in practice.

[And yes, in my head the founding fathers talk like fifteen year olds who swear that once they move out they're never going to do the dishes ever again.]


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2010 9:08:10 am PDT #29324 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

[And yes, in my head the founding fathers talk like fifteen year olds who swear that once they move out they're never going to do the dishes ever again.]

Totes! My favorite bit is when they almost passed a law saying we needed to switch to another language, because the hated British, you know, spoke English. Until someone said, "Hey wait - why should we change our language? The British should change theirs!" or something like that.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 9:12:49 am PDT #29325 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

[And yes, in my head the founding fathers talk like fifteen year olds who swear that once they move out they're never going to do the dishes ever again.]

MINE TOO!!!

Oh, and guess who's sitting here with a full collection of BSG DVDs?


Jessica - Aug 20, 2010 9:15:22 am PDT #29326 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and guess who's sitting here with a full collection of BSG DVDs?

Well, me. It's not like I sent you both my sets.

Dang Priority Mail is fast. Love it when the system works!


Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 9:16:27 am PDT #29327 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If we cut ALL entitlements tomorrow, it would have the effect of a hamster fart in a hurricane on the national debt. They are an almost insignificant portion of the US budget.

Mandatory spending, i.e., spending that is not done through appropriations, accounts for more than half of the federal budget.

That includes social security (20%); Medicare, Medicaid and children’s insurance (21%); and "safety net" programs such as tax credits, SSI, unemployment and food stamps (17%). The programs covered under the term "welfare" amount to around 2% of the budget, in case anyone every yells "cut welfare" at you as a reasonable means to cut the budget. Defense is about 20%, which may or may not include services to veterans, and servicing the debt is 6%.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 9:18:44 am PDT #29328 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well, me.

Are they in your lap?

Also, I've been using the iPhone forever now, and I still stare at the V key in bafflement for a second every time I have to paste something.