If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 18, 2010 9:47:18 am PDT #29115 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd rather have $99 worth of books or sex toys, but honestly, I loves me some a/c.

Yeah, but without a/c, the sex toys are no good in the summer anyway.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2010 9:50:17 am PDT #29116 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Get A/C for the living room and sex toys for the bedroom. Win/win!

Jess already said it, but -- no a/c in the bedroom means no sex toys in the bedroom.


erikaj - Aug 18, 2010 9:50:45 am PDT #29117 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wait...air conditioning isn't a sex toy? Man, is my face red. I have made fifty GOTV calls this week.


WindSparrow - Aug 18, 2010 10:06:40 am PDT #29118 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm sorry today is being shitty for those of you having a rough time of it. Perhaps this will help - a new Simon's Cat cartoon: [link]


sj - Aug 18, 2010 10:17:33 am PDT #29119 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Everyone is being annoying today. Not buffistas, of course.


Kate P. - Aug 18, 2010 10:22:46 am PDT #29120 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I am also easily annoyed today. I blame it on my lack of sleep last night. Due to new downstairs neighbors who decided to have a party at two in the morning. I sincerely hope this is not going to be a recurring problem, because I may not be responsible for my actions if it happens again.


Aims - Aug 18, 2010 10:28:07 am PDT #29121 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Party pooper.


Vortex - Aug 18, 2010 10:30:59 am PDT #29122 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jess already said it, but -- no a/c in the bedroom means no sex toys in the bedroom.

excellent point. Screw the living room, it's all about the bedroom.


Aims - Aug 18, 2010 10:38:03 am PDT #29123 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You forgot the "in" between "screw" and "the".


-t - Aug 18, 2010 10:39:57 am PDT #29124 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And we're back to needing two air conditioners.