I have successfully assembled a kitchen cart! One of these: [link] And now, I've got to deal with all the little bits of styrofoam packaging that are all over my living room rug (vacuum is broken -- one more thing I need to buy), and figure out how to fix a clogged toilet. (It's one of the new water-saver ones with a weird-shaped bowl so that it's impossible to get a seal with the plunger, so trying to use the plunger just ends up splashing water everywhere. There's a weird-shaped plunger in the bathroom closet, and I tried that one, but it didn't do anything.)
You want to meet the real me now?
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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Hil R. - Aug 17, 2010 10:29:26 am PDT #28978 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Steph L. - Aug 17, 2010 10:44:23 am PDT #28979 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh, of course that wouldn't work either. Only Gujarati women whose families are within a certain radius and come from a certain income level and belong to a certain caste will work, of course.
With brothers, right?
Hil R. - Aug 17, 2010 10:45:22 am PDT #28980 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I fixed the toilet! Then scrubbed most of the bathroom, because all that water splashing is just ew.
Jars - Aug 17, 2010 10:48:13 am PDT #28981 of 30000
P-C, do they actually just want you to marry your sister? Will anyone else ever tick the boxes?
meara - Aug 17, 2010 10:49:38 am PDT #28982 of 30000
Don't tell my white raised Catholic sister and her black Raised muslim husband that mixing doesn't work! I'd hate to have to break them up now after so many years. And he just got a vespa, I wanna see it!
Shir - Aug 17, 2010 10:58:51 am PDT #28983 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm in awe of Hil. I'm rescheduling my room cleaning to Thursday, myself.
I read a bit of Im Tirzu's site, and oh dear.
No! Don't do that! I read their forums once, trying to understand their brains. I realized two things: one, that their brains are very similar to my favorite spam: "I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia penis enlargement penis enlargement and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me". Two, that the true definition of "self hating Jew" is a leftist who reads their forums.
smonster - Aug 17, 2010 11:15:08 am PDT #28984 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
No! Don't do that!
Dude, I followed YOUR LINK.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 17, 2010 11:21:00 am PDT #28985 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Dude, I followed YOUR LINK.
AHAHAHAHA.
Steph L. - Aug 17, 2010 11:24:42 am PDT #28986 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I have to admit I'm pleasantly surprised -- the friend whose FB post I commented on (re: not a mosque, not being inaugurated on 9/11/11, etc., etc.) replied with this:
Stephanie...You are awesome!!!! Thanks so very much! You know I never really watch TV and I have been working so many hours lately that I haven't kept up with the times. Thanks so much for filling in the blanks for us!
It could be disingenuous or sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure it's not.
So that's something.
Laura - Aug 17, 2010 11:31:11 am PDT #28987 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
It was likely sincere, Teppy. I have a number of family and friends that depend on me to know actual facts.
IOLauraN, my son left on Saturday. Today is Tuesday and he just called to discuss moving home and working in the family business. I told him we would talk when I got home.