Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Aug 12, 2010 1:35:17 pm PDT #28489 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hee hee! Hey, it's 2010, and we're in L.A. Stranger successful families than that exist.


sj - Aug 12, 2010 1:38:13 pm PDT #28490 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My biological clock strictly wants kids, perhaps because I am allergic to furry creatures, making me want to run from them more than anything. Even when I am babysitting G and he is being a complete brat, the clock keeps ticking.


omnis_audis - Aug 12, 2010 1:43:06 pm PDT #28491 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

De-tachable pe-nis
Ow. No. Might I suggest (NSW): [link]


Spidra Webster - Aug 12, 2010 2:40:37 pm PDT #28492 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Semi-skimmerson.

Double your congratulations, Rick!

My parents had 4 kids then started adopting until they'd reached 16. While I admire their desire to help kids who needed help, my personal experience has been that no parent can give enough love and attention to that many kids.

I once thought I wanted kids but I knew I wasn't mature enough when I reached the age at which my mom gave birth to me. Then, with time, I realized I wasn't mature enough partially because of some serious dysfunction in my family. I realized I really had better not have kids unless I wanted to keep that dysfunctional cycle going. I know I made the right decision. Honestly, it's taken me an ungodly time to try to get my own shit together and try to re-parent myself. It's still a work in progress.

Sorry the pediatrician's office is full of bungholes, Miracleborns.


Hil R. - Aug 12, 2010 2:51:55 pm PDT #28493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Another thing I've noticed about Pennsylvania, or at least this part of it: people here are really, really nice. When I was going to all the different offices on campus, there were a bunch of times that I had to stop and look at a map or directory quizzically, and every time, someone came up to me within about five or ten seconds to ask if I needed help.


javachik - Aug 12, 2010 3:10:44 pm PDT #28494 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My parents had 4 kids then started adopting until they'd reached 16.

Wow.


Laura - Aug 12, 2010 4:40:54 pm PDT #28495 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

16, that's a lot of kids.

{{miracleborns}} Parenting is tough stuff.

My parenting attempt on a one on one basis this summer has been a complete and utter failure. I drop Brendon at the airport Saturday. I feel like I am giving up, but I don't have anything left to try. He has to go forth and succeed or fail on his own now. The only thing that is keeping me from being devastated and brokenhearted is that I am depleted of emotion at this point.

It is good to hear things are going well, Hil. Don't know exactly where you are, but when I lived in Pittsburgh I had continuous positive experiences with the locals. Loved that place. If it had an ocean I would have stayed forever.

Boo for cloud cover. Want to watch meteors!


-t - Aug 12, 2010 4:44:49 pm PDT #28496 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Laura}}} Best of luck to Brendon, I know you've done all you could for him. I hope he figures his way out sooner rather than later.


Beverly - Aug 12, 2010 4:47:02 pm PDT #28497 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(((Laura))) He--and you--have all my wishes for sudden sense on his part, and some peace of mind on yours.


Laura - Aug 12, 2010 4:56:09 pm PDT #28498 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you for the shoulder. I do know that he will get his act together; I just don't know how long it will take. He is gifted with many talents. Blah. I just need to focus on stuff I have some actual control over.