"De-tachable pe-nis"
Haven't had that earworm in a long time.
I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!
"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Aug 12, 2010 10:48:31 am PDT #28437 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Connie Neil - Aug 12, 2010 10:49:28 am PDT #28438 of 30000
brillig
I have a biological clock that wants kittens. It's disturbing.
Aims - Aug 12, 2010 10:49:59 am PDT #28439 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My ovary perks up at the sight or news of any new baby. I do have that pull, but I understand that not everyone does. Sometimes I ask if a couple is planning on having kids, but mostly in a conversational way like do you guys plan to buy a house/go to Fiji/get a dog and ONLY if I know the couple well enough to ask. Or, if I don't know them at all and usually then I wrap it up in a big ball of charm and cleavage so they don't get mad at me.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2010 10:51:22 am PDT #28440 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a biological clock that wants kittens.
My biological clock wants hairless kittens.
Aims - Aug 12, 2010 10:52:27 am PDT #28441 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I should also point out that my maternal pull is basically for anything that needs being taken care of. Babies, kids, adults, animals, turtles. All of those things.
brenda m - Aug 12, 2010 10:52:52 am PDT #28442 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Mine wants more dogs.
Zenkitty - Aug 12, 2010 10:53:44 am PDT #28443 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Do you mean bear as in biologically attached or bear as in bring one, cause we could probably find one for her to bring.
Hm. Well... no. Attached, original equipment, mileage not important as long as it runs good.
I have a biological clock that wants kittens. It's disturbing.
Moar kittehs! I have to bite my knuckles sometimes not to bring more felines home. What is this disturbing need for cats?
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2010 10:53:55 am PDT #28444 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
At least my biological clock understands there's still plenty of time to become a crazy old cat guy.
Liese S. - Aug 12, 2010 10:55:39 am PDT #28445 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, and did I mention the weird bit where when I dream about having babies, it's inevitably a sweet-faced pink-cheeked Caucasian baby? Blue eyed, blond, the whole bit. Uh, sorry conditioned responses to racial norms, but nothing coming out of you is going to be blond!
javachik - Aug 12, 2010 10:55:54 am PDT #28446 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Mine wants more dogs.
Mine, too. But two is enough until I own my own house.