Once I was talking to a woman who said she expects restaurants to give her change to enable her to give the correct tip amount. Say a good tip would be $3 and she gets $6 in change. If they give her a five and a one and if she doesn't have any more singles she'll just tip $1 - she feels they should automatically give her change of six ones if they want the $3 tip. Anyone hear that theory before?
Well, I've actually also heard people get all up on their high horse if the waiter
does
break the bills. People like that are just looking for an excuse.
Yay Nora! Psychic income is very good.
I don't have any nifty swearing other than "slimy cuntmuscle," which tends to be fairly specific.
I did learn a couple nice descriptive phrases recently: "Fanny pelmet" for a micromini skirt, and "two-bit slapper" for the lady wearing it.
I forgot to say YAY EMPLOYED NORA!!! That sounds like a great organization, and a great fit for you!
"You should get a job as a proctologist since you're always up my ass."
I am stealing this for future use.
I've actually also heard people get all up on their high horse if the waiter does break the bills.
Because it's seen as a "hint" for a tip.
Congrats, Nora!
At the club I go to on Friday nights, the bartenders all give change in the smallest bills possible, and I know it's because they want to make it easy for drunk patrons to tip. Which I think is very smart of them.
I like jackhole in mixed company. Not technically a bad word, but everyone knows what you mean.
I generally tip 20%, but I've always thought that tying tip to the cost of the food is weird. I mean, if I order the $20 entree and you order the $10 burger, and we're dining together, am I really getting service that's twice as good?
But I understand that tying it to cost of food makes it easy to calculate, vs. a set amount. Still, it's odd.
Yay, Nora! (And you never sucked.)
For some reason, all the bad drivers I yell at are shitheads, even though it's a term I otherwise rarely use.
Today I realized another wonderful thing about a dog: a dog will never ask you for free tech support.
I now call people "assbutt" a lot. But only in my head. If I ever said it out loud I would crack up laughing. And possibly explode.
