Sean, see, you are doing it wrong. Don't ask if it is done yet, you need to phrase it as a command. Watch.
"Aims, finish my filing."
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 8:39:17 am PDT #27328 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 8:40:48 am PDT #27329 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Ooh, ooh, even better phrase it as a commanding question, so as to suggest some sort of flaw in her as a human being....
"Aims, why isn't my filing done yet?"
Polter-Cow - Aug 03, 2010 8:46:46 am PDT #27330 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey, Dromiceiomimus! Are you still punching children?
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 8:50:40 am PDT #27331 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think I'm going to change my name and move to another country. I love you Aims! Please don't kill me!
You can do the filing later!
Atropa - Aug 03, 2010 9:13:01 am PDT #27332 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
sj, that is a really cute bag.
Oooh, are we playing work rants? I love that game! Dear Writers, why can't any of you follow directions?
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 9:29:03 am PDT #27333 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I'd rant about work, but my boss is right here.
Scrappy - Aug 03, 2010 9:31:41 am PDT #27334 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I stayed up late last night celebrating our anniversary and I am TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING. So, work is fine, but I am not.
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 9:32:36 am PDT #27335 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'd rant about work, but my boss is right here.
He's watching you post on B.org RIGHT NOW!!!
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 9:37:46 am PDT #27336 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Last I checked he was a member of b.org. How creepy is THAT?
Calli - Aug 03, 2010 9:38:55 am PDT #27337 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
People have been surprisingly productive and useful around me today.
I expect to wake up any moment.