Sean, see, you are doing it wrong. Don't ask if it is done yet, you need to phrase it as a command. Watch.
"Aims, finish my filing."
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 8:39:17 am PDT #27328 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 8:40:48 am PDT #27329 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Ooh, ooh, even better phrase it as a commanding question, so as to suggest some sort of flaw in her as a human being....
"Aims, why isn't my filing done yet?"
Polter-Cow - Aug 03, 2010 8:46:46 am PDT #27330 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey, Dromiceiomimus! Are you still punching children?
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 8:50:40 am PDT #27331 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think I'm going to change my name and move to another country. I love you Aims! Please don't kill me!
You can do the filing later!
Atropa - Aug 03, 2010 9:13:01 am PDT #27332 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
sj, that is a really cute bag.
Oooh, are we playing work rants? I love that game! Dear Writers, why can't any of you follow directions?
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 9:29:03 am PDT #27333 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I'd rant about work, but my boss is right here.
Scrappy - Aug 03, 2010 9:31:41 am PDT #27334 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I stayed up late last night celebrating our anniversary and I am TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING. So, work is fine, but I am not.
Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 9:32:36 am PDT #27335 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'd rant about work, but my boss is right here.
He's watching you post on B.org RIGHT NOW!!!
NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 9:37:46 am PDT #27336 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Last I checked he was a member of b.org. How creepy is THAT?
Calli - Aug 03, 2010 9:38:55 am PDT #27337 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
People have been surprisingly productive and useful around me today.
I expect to wake up any moment.