Oh, Steph, i have so been there. In the days following Bob's major surgery I came home from the hospital at least twice to a completely shit covered kitchen floor and elderly dog. The second time I lost MY shit and called a friend in total hystrics about it. I love my animals but, sometimes, they just make things harder.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Aug 01, 2010 7:07:52 am PDT #27151 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
sj - Aug 01, 2010 7:19:49 am PDT #27152 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Teppy}}}
It looks like we are going to Cape Cod next weekend to look at one possible elopement site and Vermont the following weekend to look at 2 more. Squee! Luckily Mom's time share is available to us next weekend, so we don't have to pay for hotels two weekends in a row.
Shir - Aug 01, 2010 7:36:08 am PDT #27153 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
So I innocently stumbled into recent Bitches posts.
And then. And then.
{{{Steph, Boy and Family}}}I'm so very sorry, Tep. ~ma to you, The Boy and his family, to Seska's father in law and to everyone else who needs it. You're all in my thoughts.
sj - Aug 01, 2010 7:37:31 am PDT #27154 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Shir, Happy Birthday!!! Are you doing anything special to celebrate?
Burrell - Aug 01, 2010 7:55:05 am PDT #27155 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday Shir!
Hil R. - Aug 01, 2010 8:16:43 am PDT #27156 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Happy birthday, Shir!
My mother made a flow chart of everything that needs to be done for my move to Pennsylvania. I am ridiculously amused. (She also sometimes makes flowcharts of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.)
Barb - Aug 01, 2010 8:29:11 am PDT #27157 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I was in the boys situation with my dad. Pix was in yours. Trust me, everything you are doing means the world to him.
Damned allergies.
I'm at LAX, convinced it's the end times because I made it through security in five minutes. My throat's on fire and I'm trying not to talk, so Lewis doesn't even know I'm on my way home. Teppy, still thinking of you and the Boy and shaking my head over ridonk dogs and their (pun intended) crappy timing. Sorry you didn't have any bourbon.
Now, I just need to not hurl over the guy sitting next to me at the gate with the eau de forty-seven gallons of cologne.
Polter-Cow - Aug 01, 2010 8:49:29 am PDT #27158 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Happy birthday, Shir!
Zenkitty - Aug 01, 2010 9:02:43 am PDT #27159 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My mother made a flow chart of everything that needs to be done for my move to Pennsylvania.
I love people who make flowcharts!
Lewis doesn't even know I'm on my way home.
Text him?
Now, I just need to not hurl over the guy sitting next to me at the gate with the eau de forty-seven gallons of cologne.
A heroic effort! I want to take out a series of PSA ads that say things like, "If you think cologne substitutes for deodorant, you are mistaken."
Strix - Aug 01, 2010 9:06:04 am PDT #27160 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Barb, I don't know if you will get this, but if you need me to make any calls for you, to Louis or for a cab or shuttle, you can twitter me or email me and I will do it!
Traveling sick is misery.