Wait, bee-yotch's car was parked long enough for a ticket and two tow trucks and she got mad?
Nuh uh.
The money was too good. I got stupid.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jul 28, 2010 12:16:25 pm PDT #26856 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Miracleman - Jul 28, 2010 12:44:10 pm PDT #26857 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I can wear the priest outfit.
And we have the disturbing pictures to prove it.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2010 12:49:47 pm PDT #26858 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My friend Josh said he never had more women hit on him than the Halloween he dressed as a priest with devil horns.
NoiseDesign - Jul 28, 2010 1:16:57 pm PDT #26859 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I didn't opt for the devil horns, I had a small child strapped to my crotch instead.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2010 1:34:52 pm PDT #26860 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I didn't opt for the devil horns, I had a small child strapped to my crotch instead.
How did that go over as a sex magnet?
Nora Deirdre - Jul 28, 2010 2:46:40 pm PDT #26861 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Why shouldn't cops be able to pull over random brown people when I can't even walk into a store with an iron pot for a hat!?!
Daisy, thank you for making me laugh today, when I've been swinging between rage and tears all day.
Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2010 2:51:39 pm PDT #26862 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 2:58:25 pm PDT #26863 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ha - that's brilliant.
beth b - Jul 28, 2010 3:56:41 pm PDT #26864 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am about to post some pictures on my library facebook page. I want to caption one of them in a way that I can not -- so I'll just get it out here :
Motherfucking Snakes in the Motherfucking Library!
Thanks, I feel better now.
beth b - Jul 28, 2010 4:14:22 pm PDT #26865 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!