Best Pick-up Line: hand a condom to the object of your affection and say "MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK."
Favorite pick up line ever.
Either way it goes, you weed out the riffraff straight away. Genius.
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Wash ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Jul 27, 2010 1:39:17 pm PDT #26742 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
sj - Jul 27, 2010 1:44:37 pm PDT #26743 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The moving guy called! I have a moving date!
Yay, moving ~ma!
Oxygen~ma, for ND.
Health~ma for The Boy's mother.
Pix - Jul 27, 2010 1:55:59 pm PDT #26744 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Drew is home and much more coherent. Sure he will check in himself in a bit. I am making soup and then napping.
smonster - Jul 27, 2010 2:28:48 pm PDT #26745 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
~ma for The Boy's mom.
Pix, hoping that Drew continues to recover apace.
Super yay for a moving date!
I am skeeved by house elf pick up lines. That is one regatta I do not wanna watch.
Speaking of skeevy, a dude on OKC chat wanted me to leave him my panties somewhere. Like, e was gonna leave work mid day and drive to wherever I left them. All anonymous. I said no. And then there was the dude who told me straight up he had a wife, and when I stated clearly I had no interest whatsoever in any crap like that, he told me it was okay b/c she's in Germany. ISTG, people.
Hil R. - Jul 27, 2010 3:23:42 pm PDT #26746 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oof. Packing up all these boxes is hard work.
I have to say that I am impressed with the Cuisinart packaging design people. My food processor has a ton of pieces, but I saved the packaging, and the box actually has instructions on how to put it all back together with the styrofoam and cardboard pieces for transporting it. (Unlike, say, Rock Band, which comes packaged in such a way that the only way to get the pieces out is to cut through a ton of plastic, and there's no way to save the box and use it again for moving.)
NoiseDesign - Jul 27, 2010 4:19:20 pm PDT #26747 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
t waves hi
I'm in bed recovering. I'm sore but seem to be doing okay.
billytea - Jul 27, 2010 4:20:29 pm PDT #26748 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm in bed recovering. I'm sore but seem to be doing okay.
ND! Good to see you're on the mend after the mitigation of your gall.
quester - Jul 27, 2010 4:21:02 pm PDT #26749 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Swift healing~ma, ND~!
Laura - Jul 27, 2010 4:33:58 pm PDT #26750 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Hi ND! tickle tickle
Ok, sorry, I'll stop.
Zenkitty - Jul 27, 2010 5:06:34 pm PDT #26751 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Good to see your pixels, ND!