Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


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Jessica - Jul 21, 2010 10:44:48 am PDT #26138 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

IME, that kind of answer is usually code for "Your job is too small for our company but instead of saying No, we're going to overcharge you and hope you go away."


NoiseDesign - Jul 21, 2010 10:49:32 am PDT #26139 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Or they may only be interested in larger contracts.


Toddson - Jul 21, 2010 10:49:39 am PDT #26140 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Since the Buffista parents are having problems with the sprog at various ages, perhaps the job of raising them could be split up - someone who's really good with infants takes over any Buffista infant and then, at the next stage, passes them on to the toddler specialist. Whoever takes the teens gets a bonus, like combat pay.


WindSparrow - Jul 21, 2010 10:52:01 am PDT #26141 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Since the Buffista parents are having problems with the sprog at various ages, perhaps the job of raising them could be split up - someone who's really good with infants takes over any Buffista infant and then, at the next stage, passes them on to the toddler specialist. Whoever takes the teens gets a bonus, like combat pay.

It takes an island. Buffista Island. I'll go get a lottery ticket, maybe that'll help us get it started.


Hil R. - Jul 21, 2010 10:55:01 am PDT #26142 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Since the Buffista parents are having problems with the sprog at various ages, perhaps the job of raising them could be split up - someone who's really good with infants takes over any Buffista infant and then, at the next stage, passes them on to the toddler specialist.

That's basically the old kibbutz system.


Typo Boy - Jul 21, 2010 10:55:57 am PDT #26143 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So who's the teen specialist?


Toddson - Jul 21, 2010 10:56:13 am PDT #26144 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ming the Merciless?


Laura - Jul 21, 2010 10:58:17 am PDT #26145 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'll take them when they turn 30. Not so much a specialist with any earlier age group.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 21, 2010 11:09:59 am PDT #26146 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I have no children expertise, but I'm good at sitting around talking about how my niece is the cleverest and most awesomest little girl in the history of the world.

So we learnt today that our lawyers had done almost no work at all on our house sale, while lying to us that we would be able to complete the sale by early July. Bastards. Fortunately, our new lawyer is a Buffy fandom friend who's doing great work to get things sorted out. (And it's so much fun getting legal-speak letters from someone I knew when we were both nineteen and could drink a bottle of vodka between us on a fairly average night.)

Thank heavens for a good physical therapist.

Totally! I can't afford to see my decent one very often (and the NHS physiotherapists are very "Do these exercises, then go away and stop bothering us"), but she's just great.


Aims - Jul 21, 2010 11:11:41 am PDT #26147 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So who's the teen specialist?

I'll take a stab at it. I work better with things I can somewhat rationalize with. I am also fluent in bullshit.

Laura is an amazing mom and I'm sure that whatever elder son is doing is 100% due the blood in his brain being cut off what with his HEAD IN HIS ASS.