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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2010 7:03:14 am PDT #25852 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I told him about it, because I am in some pain, but no. He's not looking at that! I would like him to want to have sex with me again at some point.

Heh. The Boy really is a freak. I had a bartholin cyst (just google it), and he happily brought a hand mirror and a headlamp.

No, really.

Also, those things fucking HURT. But they (at least mine) go away within a week or so.


Strix - Jul 17, 2010 7:08:27 am PDT #25853 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

spent too much time on youtube, too, erin. GROSS.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2010 7:15:38 am PDT #25854 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, bah. It's been a month since I've been to the gym (vacation, getting sick, etc.), and they close at 1, so I gotta go now if I'm gonna go.

Maybe I'll put coffee in my water bottle.


Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2010 7:48:24 am PDT #25855 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Why do I have this compulsion to read all the whitefont? Never mind; that was rhetorical.

I'm curious - do all y'all who have ingrown hair difficulties have straight hair? My hair's curly, and I never get such problems, and I wonder if that's why. I've read that straight hair tangles more easily than curly, so maybe it, like, tangles on itself as it grows? I dunno.


Ginger - Jul 17, 2010 8:10:54 am PDT #25856 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Boy really is a freak.

No, the boy is a gem. I miss having someone who can check out something that I cannot see because I am not a circus performer. See also: ticks.


Strix - Jul 17, 2010 8:12:40 am PDT #25857 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have very straight hair, but I have had one ingrown hair before this, and it was tiny and easily identified and pulled out with tweezers.

My understanding is that curly hair actually is more prone to ingrowns.

ETA: I would have no probs dealing with a similar problem on DH, but I possess a strong stomach and a fair fascination with fixing medical stuff. I would be a damn fine nurse, except for hating vomit and poo. Pus I am ok with.


Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2010 8:15:49 am PDT #25858 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Just wait. Now that I've said that, I'll get a huge awful ingrown hair within a week.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2010 8:24:31 am PDT #25859 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Just wait. Now that I've said that, I'll get a huge awful ingrown hair within a week.

Well, you *did* type the magical ingrown-hair-causing incantation.


Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2010 8:27:13 am PDT #25860 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Accidental magick.


Scrappy - Jul 17, 2010 9:54:42 am PDT #25861 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I've had those. Not fun.