I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Jul 08, 2010 4:36:27 pm PDT #24993 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. The Biscuit received a new squeaky toy today in honor of having his teeth scraped on unceremoniously. But, dude, his teeth are bad, yo. Looking a little better now, and I'll keep working on them, but we'll need to get them properly done as soon as we get home from the summer.


Amy - Jul 08, 2010 5:42:17 pm PDT #24994 of 30000
Because books.

Amy, I sent an email to Perkins directly- is that OK?

Oh sure, Nora! Thanks!


JZ - Jul 08, 2010 6:03:46 pm PDT #24995 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda and Emmett update:

Matilda: Whinny! Whinny! I'm a horsie!

Emmett: Mmm.

Matilda: Oh, my brother horsie!

Emmett: I refuse to be a horse.

Matilda (sympathetically): You're a confused horse.


quester - Jul 08, 2010 6:10:19 pm PDT #24996 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Matilda (sympathetically): You're a confused horse.

Matilda is comedy gold!


Cass - Jul 08, 2010 6:17:41 pm PDT #24997 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That kid is funny.

K, I don't recall how long it took to get Kittenish's meeds to show results. But my vet was pretty helpful when I'd pester. We had to tweak the dose for a while. Up, up, up, up and more up in her case. But it's worth asking. I am thinking a week but it was a long time ago so I could really be wrong.


brenda m - Jul 08, 2010 6:17:43 pm PDT #24998 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

At least she didn't call him a Man-Pony.


Cass - Jul 08, 2010 6:18:12 pm PDT #24999 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Brenda, I was so thinking of Kara too!


Zenkitty - Jul 08, 2010 6:39:15 pm PDT #25000 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matilda (sympathetically): You're a confused horse.

Matilda is awesome.


sj - Jul 08, 2010 6:41:57 pm PDT #25001 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Matilda (sympathetically): You're a confused horse.

Ha! Love Matilda!


SailAweigh - Jul 08, 2010 6:47:15 pm PDT #25002 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Erin, much may-it-be-nothing~ma to your mother.

I dunno, but I think I'd rather be a Man-pony than a confused horse. At least a Man-pony knows what he is!