Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jul 06, 2010 8:48:11 am PDT #24835 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In case you've been drinking vodka and thinking, "If only it were a bit fishier." [link]


SailAweigh - Jul 06, 2010 8:50:16 am PDT #24836 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Kate, Mark and family}}. How devastating for the family. All my sympathy to you and yours.

{{Max}} Fuck cancer, Fred Pete. Hope the vet has good news for you.

{{Byron}} Eat, bubba, you're worrying your human.

::hugs Buffistas tight::

The universe can stop with this scary shit anytime it feels like.


Vortex - Jul 06, 2010 9:12:39 am PDT #24837 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Todd, why can't you have your hair cut at one place and colored at another? I do different services at different salons. When you book your appointment, just book the cut. Of course, you can always go to the colorist and express your concern. Anyone worth their salt would offer to redo it. If there's a problem, just do cuts in the future and be honest that the reason that you don't want to do your color is a lack of consistency.

Also, I have a good colorist, but he's not cheap.


Burrell - Jul 06, 2010 10:12:12 am PDT #24838 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My condolences, DJ.

And Fred, so sorry.


Atropa - Jul 06, 2010 10:21:11 am PDT #24839 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

DJ, I am so sorry.

Fred, my sympathies.

{{Kate}}

Okay, the universe needs to start treating my people better.


Jessica - Jul 06, 2010 10:23:25 am PDT #24840 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Never look up medical stuff online.

Seriously - the top hits are ALWAYS either worst case scenarios or total whackadoodle bullshit. Dr Google hears hoofbeats and thinks zebras.


Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2010 10:46:22 am PDT #24841 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks for the sympathies. And allow me to offer mine to FredPete, sara, and Kate P. I am just all up in my own mess right now (though getting better). I spent most of last night/this morning bawling my eyes out and am just exhausted now.

Had a work dude get snippy with me over email. Professional emails are no place for ASSCAPS!


Hil R. - Jul 06, 2010 11:49:31 am PDT #24842 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got an email that another school wants to interview me -- I'd applied a long while ago, and they just realized that they need to hire one more person than they'd originally thought. It's a really good school in a city that I don't know much about, but it looks like a place I'd be OK with. Phone interview tomorrow.


Toddson - Jul 06, 2010 11:49:47 am PDT #24843 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There seems to be a large group of Orthodox Jews in town protesting something (someone said something about Israeli cemetaries?) headquartered near my office. Lots and lots and lots of men in long black coats (just asking for heatstroke - it's 100 out there!) in bunches. Right across the street from where they're having the tennis matches. Clash of cultures anyone?


Hil R. - Jul 06, 2010 11:57:34 am PDT #24844 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Toddson, it looks like it's some anti-Zionist haredi groups protesting archeological digs and construction on the sites of ancient cemeteries in Israel, and also Israel in general. [link]