Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 05, 2010 1:13:53 pm PDT #24767 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

When we get him a bit more consistent, we'll totally post piano playing videos. That's what the Flip was made for, right? And also the internet.

Yes, this!

Speaking of happy-making puppy videos, I present two more. Both are under 30 seconds.

The first is my friend Cricket, who sometimes lurks around here under the name cricket_sound (I think), bonding with Kaylee by crawling into her bed: [link]

The second is Kaylee learning to play fetch. Sort of: [link]

ETA: Sean, I'm on my way to pick you up for Operation Puppy (to ease those post-travel blues).


Liese S. - Jul 05, 2010 1:18:35 pm PDT #24768 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee! That's the awesome game we play called "One Dog Ball." The initial retrieval is quite enthusiastic. It's the return that seems dubious. Because sometimes I do not in fact throw the ball, but instead put it away in the toy basket! One cannot stand for that sort of risk. Even though it comes only after hours of throwing and throwing and throwing. So yeah, One Dog Ball is probably his favorite game.

We did teach the command "Give it!" which doesn't work. Instead, he gives it on the inevitable follow-up, "Hey!" so we have apparently taught that the former is the warm up command and the latter is the actual one. Oops.


Hil R. - Jul 05, 2010 1:18:46 pm PDT #24769 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At the beach, I saw perhaps the most water-safe little boy ever. He was about three years old, and he was not allowed in the water without a life vest, swimmies on his arms, and a tube around his waist. He never went in above his knees.


amych - Jul 05, 2010 1:25:45 pm PDT #24770 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think she's fetching perfectly. She runs enthusiastically after the ball and brings it back to where all the dog toys live.

(GSDs always know how to play games by the rules. And if it turns out that the rules may not be what you thought they were, they'll forgive your error because they love you THAT MUCH.)


sj - Jul 05, 2010 1:32:17 pm PDT #24771 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((((Kate))))) Much -ma for your fiancee and his family.


beekaytee - Jul 05, 2010 1:41:32 pm PDT #24772 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Hey!" so we have apparently taught that the former is the warm up command and the latter is the actual one. Oops.

O.M.G. You have no idea how often I see this! The "sit" command actually requires four iterations of sound before the behavior is expected. Oh yes. We do tend to confuse the little fur folk.


erin_obscure - Jul 05, 2010 2:01:16 pm PDT #24773 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

my boys were so good last night. i was home most of the evening unpacking boxes i mailed to myself from mom's basement and they were almost entirely oblivious to all the fireworks in the neighborhood. A couple times they went over to the window to look outside, but no more aggitated than when one of the neighbor's cats is in my front yard. I enjoyed watching some of the pretty explosions from my window, and they were really LOUD so i'm a little surprised that the cats were not freaking out. Perhaps the mystery of empty cardboard boxes is enough of a distraction? Who knew.


Cashmere - Jul 05, 2010 2:09:43 pm PDT #24774 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Kate, I'm so sorry. Much strength and peace to your fiance and family.


billytea - Jul 05, 2010 2:32:46 pm PDT #24775 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm very sorry, Kate. That's awful news.


Volans - Jul 05, 2010 3:15:59 pm PDT #24776 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Oh no, Kate, I'm so sorry. I saw the article about the accident. How horrible - all my thoughts are with you and your fiance and his family.

Which cookbook is it?

I don't have it in front of me, but Megan's Meal Memories? Something like that? It was sort of a memorial project for a woman who died suddenly, and sales went to support epilepsy. There are lists of favorite restaurants and markets and such in Melbourne included.