Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Jul 04, 2010 4:58:27 pm PDT #24714 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Todd won't let me get a Dodo. Perhaps I can start asking for a Wallaby as an alternative.


Beverly - Jul 04, 2010 5:01:22 pm PDT #24715 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Speaking of exotic pets, are there such things as dwarf camels? There are tons of alpaca farms around here, but I could swear I saw a teeny camel the other day. Could have been an alpaca, but the face is different, as is the whole profile. I was probably mistook. Still, I had to wonder.


Vortex - Jul 04, 2010 5:01:49 pm PDT #24716 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think some jackass has broken into the roof and is setting off fireworks. Do I care enough to go check the roof hatch in the other building? the one in my building is secure.


smonster - Jul 04, 2010 5:08:59 pm PDT #24717 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Speaking of exotic pets, are there such things as dwarf camels?

If there are, I know what's going on Aims's Christmas list!


brenda m - Jul 04, 2010 5:56:41 pm PDT #24718 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Rott ears are the sweetest and softest you can imagine. Nom.

Seriously, if ever a Prime Minister got assassinated, the reaction of most of the country would be, "So do we get a day off for this?"

Um, yeah, calling Commonwealth folks on their lack of public holidays is not exactly hitting them where it hurts.


Cashmere - Jul 04, 2010 6:42:30 pm PDT #24719 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sadly, a breed of minature camels did exist in North America but are extint.


Trudy Booth - Jul 04, 2010 8:46:41 pm PDT #24720 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Speaking of exotic pets, are there such things as dwarf camels?

Vicuña look particularly camely, but I don't know if they ca be raised domestically. [link] Guanaco a little less so [link]


Kathy A - Jul 04, 2010 9:13:04 pm PDT #24721 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Pete does not like surprise parties either. He very seriously explained this to me, which is why I NEVER EVER plan them for him.

Pete = my dad. When we were planning Mom's surprise 60th b-day party back in '99, Dad very seriously told us that if we ever contemplated doing the same for us, he'd never talk to any of us again. I took him to Claim Jumper for his birthday this year and when the waitress came by with the dessert menu, I mentioned to him that "it's your birthday, you decide if you want dessert!" and the waitress said, "Oh, we'll get you a cupcake if you'd like." Dad agreed, but then fretted over worrying if they were going to sing to him that I had to flag her down and verify that no singing was going to happen (it didn't).


meara - Jul 04, 2010 9:26:51 pm PDT #24722 of 30000

Could it just have been a baby camel? Or do baby camels look different?

(now I have "baaaaaby animals!" in a strange voice in my head)

I had a lovely evening of dancing, with new people and some people I vaguely remembered meeting (who vaguely remembered me) from back in October when I came to a dance convention here. Yay. Good times. Glad I went--I realized at 4:45 that it started at 5:30, way earlier than I thought, and I was like "Ehhhh, do I really want to go? Should I stay home and chill?" but I powered up and went, getting there at 5:45. And lo, it was good.

Random: Last night I had a dream that I was a Canadian. I was in this...gong-show-esque improv theater thing, wherein I had only read the first few pages of the play I was in, because i thought we'd get kicked off, but we kept going, so we had to make it up, and the audience started singing "O Canada" because they were rooting for us? And I couldn't figure out, in the dream, why I didn't feel more/remember being more Canadian. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?? (I also had a dream that Nanita made chocolate cupcakes, and sprinkled shredded cheese on top, and I didn't have the heart to ask her WTF. I have no idea what that was about either)


javachik - Jul 04, 2010 9:33:55 pm PDT #24723 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

But in real life I do not add shredded cheese to cupcakes. Hell, I do not even make cupcakes: I leave that to the pros.

I love that Meara is at chez Javachik right now even though I am not. Thanks for watching over mi casa!! Glad dancing was fun!