I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Jul 04, 2010 6:44:08 am PDT #24694 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

So true! What a joy it is to read of your joy billytea.

And thanks for the many, many chuckles and aha!s you have provided over the years.

Continued blessings on your house and some anti-ick ~ma to boot.


smonster - Jul 04, 2010 6:59:42 am PDT #24695 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I don't think I could say it better than bonny did. We love to see you so happy, billytea.

I really need to go into work today, but there's a cookout I really want to go to that starts in an hour. And of course, if I had been more focused at work, I probably wouldn't need to go in. Oh well.


Scrappy - Jul 04, 2010 8:10:20 am PDT #24696 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Billytea rocks mightily.


Atropa - Jul 04, 2010 9:44:29 am PDT #24697 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(It was my birthday. The fail was thinking I would enjoy the attention of a mariachi band and an entire restaurant.)

Pete would kill me. And then possibly explode of embarrassment. Unlike my Dad, who has been known to wave mariachi bands over to the table so he can sing along with them. No birthday required.


sj - Jul 04, 2010 11:58:47 am PDT #24698 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

When I called the nurse on Friday to request a refill of my anxiety meds, on top of being rude to me, said that she would call me back if she was able to get me the prescription. She never did, and I was having a good time, so I let it go. Today, I decided to call the pharmacy just to check, and she did call it in but never called me to tell me about it. Idiot.


omnis_audis - Jul 04, 2010 12:12:43 pm PDT #24699 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

is it bad to think "I wonder what Pete would like with explodey head from embarrassment"? Part of me would like to see that, and yet, the fear of the consequences keeps me from going there. Plus, that would mean I would need to hear the mariachi band as well.

bt - sorry to hear about the ick. But lovely to hear the great update.


Atropa - Jul 04, 2010 12:32:53 pm PDT #24700 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

is it bad to think "I wonder what Pete would like with explodey head from embarrassment"? Part of me would like to see that, and yet, the fear of the consequences keeps me from going there.

Angry. It would be very, very angry. Pete does not like surprise parties either. He very seriously explained this to me, which is why I NEVER EVER plan them for him.

Me, I love surprises. Once, when I was out with co-workers at Claim Jumper, one of the managers decided our table needed free cake, so told the server that it was my birthday. (It wasn't.) The waitstaff brought over a piece of cake that was longer than my arm, and sang a birthday-type song to the tune of the Addams Family.


WindSparrow - Jul 04, 2010 12:46:20 pm PDT #24701 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I may be more thankful that none of my waitressing gigs occurred in places which would have required me to learn insane-o non-"Happy Birthday" songs than I am thankful to share bt's joy. But not by much. And? It's a totally different kind of gratitude.

Still, I think that a birthday song to the tune of the Addams Family theme song would possibly be the Jilli-est b-day song.


Vortex - Jul 04, 2010 12:48:21 pm PDT #24702 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am not a fan of birthday singing in restaurants. My mother loves it though. and she can't sing worth a damn.


Zenkitty - Jul 04, 2010 12:56:48 pm PDT #24703 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Every time I go to a family-type restaurant, somebody gets a birthday song. I don't know if there are just a lot of birthdays celebrated in Applebee's-type places, or if I'm cursed. My friends/family know better than to do that to me; I don't like being the focus of attention like that.