Sigh. I was shaving, and got a tiny little cut on my knee, and it just wouldn't stop bleeding, and now I've got blood everywhere. I couldn't bandage it while I was still finishing shaving, and I tried to keep wiping it with a washcloth, but still, the blood dripped down to the floor and got onto my other leg and my arm, and then from there kind of ended up everywhere -- whenever I thought I'd cleaned up everything, there was some little bit that I missed that then spread all over. This is definitely my least favorite part of summer.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Jul 02, 2010 12:32:19 pm PDT #24564 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Scrappy - Jul 02, 2010 12:44:53 pm PDT #24565 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You don't shave your legs in the shower or the bathtub? I ALWAYS cut myself so I need to be near running water.
Hil R. - Jul 02, 2010 12:46:42 pm PDT #24566 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I was sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with the water running so that I could keep rinsing off the washcloth. The water collecting in the tub turned pink.
Scrappy - Jul 02, 2010 12:47:40 pm PDT #24567 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yeah, that's about par for the course for me, too.
Hil R. - Jul 02, 2010 12:48:33 pm PDT #24568 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
This is why I usually use an electric razor, but I'm going to the beach and needed to actually shave.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 1:01:37 pm PDT #24569 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm going to the beach and needed to actually shave.
I got my legs waxed Wednesday for the beach, and that is BRUTAL.
sj - Jul 02, 2010 1:11:39 pm PDT #24570 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Sangria is almost as good as ativan.
Calli - Jul 02, 2010 1:14:27 pm PDT #24571 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yeah, I'm getting my legs waxed for the lake next Wednesday. I kinda hate waiting while the hairs grow long enough for the wax to catch them, but I don't want to be bothered trying to work out shaving in a strange bathroom.
Maybe I should have some sangria before I head to the salon.
quester - Jul 02, 2010 1:25:42 pm PDT #24572 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I use Veet. NO blood!
Jessica - Jul 02, 2010 1:27:09 pm PDT #24573 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just assume that nobody's going to be looking at my legs that closely unless I've either slept with or given birth to them. So I mostly don't bother shaving.