Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 29, 2010 11:07:27 am PDT #24233 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I wonder if this didn't come from a misunderstanding of a picture of Jell-o with whipping cream dolloped on top?

Midwesterners of her era thought of Jello as multipurpose. Jello could be a "salad" with mayonnaise or salad dressing or a "dessert" with whipped cream. The latter would evolve into Jello with Coolwhip on it, one of the more appalling faux food creations ever.


sj - Jun 29, 2010 11:08:47 am PDT #24234 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My grandmother would pour a little whole milk over jello if she didn't have whipped cream.


DawnK - Jun 29, 2010 11:11:34 am PDT #24235 of 30000
giraffe mode

When I was little, on the rare (thankfully) occasion that my mom was sick, my dad made us cherry Jello with walnuts and canned peaches in it. *shudder* Neither my brother or I liked it, but we'd eat a little to make my dad happy 'cause he thought he was making us a cool treat.


Daisy Jane - Jun 29, 2010 11:15:46 am PDT #24236 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Are you planning to fly between cities or take trains? Feel free to tell me to stuff it if you're not looking for advice; I'm just enjoying remembering my travels there and excited that you get to go!

I think we'll decide based on our travel agent friend's recommendations. I don't mind advice! I would love to hear about your experience!


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2010 11:27:23 am PDT #24237 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

All right! Girl bitten by shark last week EXACTLY where we're going to be for vacation in 5 days.

ANXIETY WHAT ANXIETY?!?


Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2010 11:30:13 am PDT #24238 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Shark expert Andy Dehart say there has been 35 reported shark attacks off the North Carolina coast since 1935.

Don't worry, Teppy, that was the last one. 35 since '35! That's what the sharks say.


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2010 11:43:03 am PDT #24239 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Don't worry, Teppy, that was the last one.

I'm trying to think about it in terms of statistics -- like, if there's a plane crash right before I fly, odds are excellent that my plane won't crash -- and yet all I can think of is clustering.


Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2010 11:46:38 am PDT #24240 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Plus there's a shark out there with a thing for feet. He's like Jaws Whedon.


smonster - Jun 29, 2010 11:47:34 am PDT #24241 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

All right! Girl bitten by shark last week EXACTLY where we're going to be for vacation in 5 days.

OMG you'll be at Topsail? I'll be at Wrightsville with my parents and sister Thurs - Sun. That's about an hour apart. Hmm. If you're interested in a mini f2f, I might could steal the car for an evening. If not, no worries.

Also, I can guarantee that my mother is having the same hissy fit you are and may try to keep me and my dad out of the water.


Strix - Jun 29, 2010 11:49:54 am PDT #24242 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

He's like Jaws Whedon.

Oh, god.

Anyway, don't worry, Tep. Shark gets ahold of you, your skin'll just slough off anyway. You're like a Skin Gecko!