Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jun 29, 2010 9:45:01 am PDT #24204 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dudes. Food poisoning is no flippin' joke, yo. Was ok enough last night that dinner was yummy and stayed down. Today? Tummy says, "NO! We only accept Gatorade and vanilla ice cream today! Piss off brown rice and delicious pork chop!"


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2010 9:46:04 am PDT #24205 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Obey the tummy, or it will make you wish you were a head in a jar.


tommyrot - Jun 29, 2010 9:51:47 am PDT #24206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"NO! We only accept Gatorade and vanilla ice cream today! Piss off brown rice and delicious pork chop!"

Ugh. Food poisoning sucks.

A nurse friend of mine told me that Pedialite (or generic equivalent) is better for upset tummies and pukies than Gatorade.


Vortex - Jun 29, 2010 9:58:06 am PDT #24207 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, Gatorade has so much sugar in it. For me, when I have an upset stomach, sugar makes me even more nauseated, so I've never been a gatorade fan. The vitamin waters are good, not too sweet.


Aims - Jun 29, 2010 10:00:34 am PDT #24208 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sadly, I only had a neighborhood liquor store so my pickings were slim this afternoon. But the Gatorade actually helped before, so I'm hopeful this time.


Jessica - Jun 29, 2010 10:02:20 am PDT #24209 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I was a kid and having chronic kidney and bladder infections, I was essentially force-fed Gatorade by my doctors for the better part of 3 years. To this day the idea of drinking it voluntarily makes me gag.

But I'm glad it's working for Aims!


Aims - Jun 29, 2010 10:03:36 am PDT #24210 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why Gatorade for the infections? I'm curious.


Jessica - Jun 29, 2010 10:05:35 am PDT #24211 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, the alternative was a prescription electrolyte replacement drink that tasted like cat pee. It was in addition to the antibiotics.


Aims - Jun 29, 2010 10:06:59 am PDT #24212 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Was it to help balance out the pH levels or summat in your UT?

(Sorry for being pokery in your bizniss - with my frequent UTI's and what not, I'm curious as to anything anyone has done to alleviate them.


Jessica - Jun 29, 2010 10:08:27 am PDT #24213 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wish I could remember, but I was 6 - I don't think my doctors ever gave me a real explanation, just "you have to drink this yellow stuff that tastes like cat pee....or some Gatorade...."