Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Jun 25, 2010 10:07:22 am PDT #23854 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

my sewer line repair is turning into a farce and i'm on the wrong side of the country to keep it fully under tabs. I had a long talk w/ the contractor before leaving about what would be happening while i out of town and he said that they would be either trenching through the basement (less ideal) or getting permission from the crazy cat lady next door to trench outside along that side of the house (dumping dirt in her side yard) and through my front yard. I said ok, you can take out the mini xmas trees but don't get close to touching my blueberry bushes.

I have three people (one person and a couple) feeding my cats while i'm gone....one sent me a photo of my front yard yesterday. I called the contractor first thing this morning to find out how it's going. he said he thought they were going to start digging today. Erm, no, i do not think so. then he called and said they have the inspector coming out today so it's pretty much done, and that digging happened in the side and front yard. then he called back and said that while trenching they "had" to cut through my galvanized steel water line and cut off the water. That they can't repair the damage done because the metal is crumbly and it'll be another $1300 to replace the water line. But they'll do it for just $900. Gah. I can't exactly get other bids right now, not being able onside to see the damage, show it to other contractors/plumbers, or generally deal with the issue except via cell phone. I can't even get a straight answer on the length of the repair involved.

Meanwhile i text my cat sitters to let them know about the lack of water, where bottled water is for the furry guys, and rainwater for dishwashing, etc. Turns out the water was already off yesterday morning, maybe earlier.

I just love how on top of things my contractor is.

eta: all my contact info on plumbers and other contractors is, of course, at home in a notebook there. Not with me. Making trying to get a price estimate from other sources even more difficult.


sj - Jun 25, 2010 10:07:41 am PDT #23855 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jars, that sounds yum! Whenever I get to London the first thing I look for is a restaurant that has elderflower presse. I am not sure where I would even get elderflowers in the US.


Calli - Jun 25, 2010 10:10:24 am PDT #23856 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sounds so frustrating, erin. You'd think they'd be liable for damage to other lines, rather than trying to hit you up for extra charges.


Cashmere - Jun 25, 2010 10:11:57 am PDT #23857 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

WTF, erin???


Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2010 10:17:20 am PDT #23858 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Owen: How do you talk to people on the internet?????

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

You'd think they'd be liable for damage to other lines, rather than trying to hit you up for extra charges.

Seriously.


smonster - Jun 25, 2010 10:17:46 am PDT #23859 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erin, plateful of suck.

Vortex. ZOMG. I just watched a chunk of That Boondocks Ep online, and I'm having to stop b/c I'm choking with laughter. The Time Warp parody totally killed me.


smonster - Jun 25, 2010 10:18:17 am PDT #23860 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh! And Buffista sprog are wonderful, in large part due to the wonderfulness of their parents.


Toddson - Jun 25, 2010 10:19:56 am PDT #23861 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Buffistas: The Next Generation!


Aims - Jun 25, 2010 10:22:16 am PDT #23862 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When Em was born Joe made up a song that went, Emeline, Emeline, Emeline Jayyyyyne! Who's the [prettiest, smartest, funniest, smelliest] girl in all the world? Emeline Jayne, Emeline Jayne.

Last night, Emeline made up her version: Emeline, Emeline, Emeline and Mom! Who are the prettiest girls in all the world? Emeline and Mom, Emeline and Mom!

I asked, "What about Daddy?" She thought a minute and then sang, Emeline's Dad, Emeline's Dad! Who's the boringest..."

"HEY!"

"...dad in all the world? Emeline's dad, Emeline's dad!"


Toddson - Jun 25, 2010 10:23:57 am PDT #23863 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

OK ... the BS detector is obviously operational. Nature or nurture, I'd recognize that attitude anywhere!