My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Dec 03, 2009 11:22:16 am PST #2308 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's the one.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 03, 2009 11:34:30 am PST #2309 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, man. The shelter that we adopted Taz and Marley from has a Facebook page, and I'm a fan- every time they post a new arrival at the shelter, it breaks my heart! I just made a relatively significant contribution (for us, anyway) and now want to volunteer there! I am totally bananas for this shelter, apparently.


Calli - Dec 03, 2009 11:52:36 am PST #2310 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Is this the one?

Yep. That's the one.


Connie Neil - Dec 03, 2009 12:06:29 pm PST #2311 of 30000
brillig

My nerdy neighbors are doing it again

Guy 1: Dude, you know that "Cabin Fever" song from Muppet Treasure Island . . .

Guy 2: You mean, "I've got cabin fever"?

Guy 1: Dude!

Guy 3: Could be worse, you could have the Meow Mix song stuck in your head.

Guy 2: No! Don't!

Girl 1, in the distance: Meow meow meow meow

Guys 1 & 2: No!!


EpicTangent - Dec 03, 2009 1:03:50 pm PST #2312 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Catching Up...

EPIC_T is my HERO! Timing is wonderful! Thank you!!!!!!!!

Glad it got to you okay. I'm having a helluva week myself, your pleasure was a needed pick-me-up.

I have neither skipped nor skimmed, but is far too much to say anything beyond hugs & hairpats to those in need. {{{Bitches}}}...do we have a hairpat symbol?

...and also Curse you, wee Connie! That's one mother of an earworm you just transmitted via text! :)

Just finished being one of the presenters at an assessment. I was informed that I was going to be a presenter Monday afternoon. In an email that went out to the whole department announcing that I would be presenting without ever consulting me about it. When introducing the presenters to the assessor, the Engineer in question forgot to introduce me - I introduced myself as Chopped Liver. All of this after I scrambled my ass off for the past week to finish last-minute documentation submitted by this same engineer. Miraculously, I have not yet killed said Engineer. I think I deserve a treat.


Connie Neil - Dec 03, 2009 1:07:08 pm PST #2313 of 30000
brillig

Curse you, wee Connie! That's one mother of an earworm you just transmitted via text! :)

Hey, I have to live with it.


-t - Dec 03, 2009 1:09:01 pm PST #2314 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I deserve a treat.

Definitely! Your restraint is amazing.


EpicTangent - Dec 03, 2009 1:14:29 pm PST #2315 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I thought so.

Of course the guys in my dept. were apparently making "time of the month" jokes about me around month-end (I was psychotic). I also have not killed them. Also miraculously, because it IS "that time of the month". Heh.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2009 1:17:21 pm PST #2316 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

On that note, here's one for the bee lovers.

This one cracks me up all out of proportion. I think it's the panic of the woman switching to her line in the last panel ("CIRCUSES ARE UP TO A THREE HEAD MINIMUM!")

The Boy and I keep saying it to each other whenever something causes us to stress out. ("Shit, I have to get the drive belt replaced on my car, and that's going to screw my budget totally and Christmas is coming and I'm not ready and" [interrupting] "CIRCUSES ARE UP TO A THREE HEAD MINIMUM!")

It's very effective at short-circuiting panic.

ION, I have to head out to a Christmas dinner-y thing that's also a high-school reunion-type thing that I would ordinarily avoid like the Black Death, but the two women who I'm actually still friends with said that they'd go if I go, and so we made a pact, and now I have to go eat salad with women I didn't like 20 years ago. Bah.


Polter-Cow - Dec 03, 2009 1:22:11 pm PST #2317 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like that one too, Tep. I love Wondermark.