Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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javachik - Jun 15, 2010 11:54:49 am PDT #22672 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

For some reason the people here are horrible about the stand right/walk left thing. Like, even if they see everyone in front of them standing to the right and people passing up the left side, they will still stand there with their briefcase taking up the right side and stand on the left.

And when I encounter people standing on the left, I kick 'em in the ass and yell "GOTCHA, IDIOT!"

So, it kind of depends on where I am, how nice I'm gonna be!


brenda m - Jun 15, 2010 11:56:18 am PDT #22673 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

For some reason the people here are horrible about the stand right/walk left thing.

Oh, that drives me insane. And I will say "stand right/walk left" not really even under my breath. I've also stopped hiding when I roll my eyes at totally unencumbered people taking the elevator one floor.


Scrappy - Jun 15, 2010 11:57:50 am PDT #22674 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

This is how my usual shopping goes, 'cause I know you're dying to know

crushing on Java bigtime.


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 11:58:14 am PDT #22675 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've also stopped hiding when I roll my eyes at totally unencumbered people taking the elevator one floor.

Plenty of people might have a reason for taking the elevator that's not readily apparent.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 11:59:07 am PDT #22676 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

eh ... I give people a pass on the elevator. I have bad knees and stairs hurt. Also, most buildings (for security reasons) are set up so that you can get off the floor into the stairwell, but you can't get from the stairwell onto the floor.


Volans - Jun 15, 2010 12:02:05 pm PDT #22677 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Even Southerners will follow up a backhanded compliment with "Bless her heart"

"Bless her heart" is the verbal equivalent of a smiley. It's used primarily to deflect the personal attack it just follows.

Southern verbal emoticons. Bless their heart.


brenda m - Jun 15, 2010 12:02:18 pm PDT #22678 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I should have noted that I'm actually thinking about a pretty specific set of people who I am relatively familiar with (the company that shares the elevator bank with us and some from my own) so I'm not purely judging on a split second of contact. But you're right that it's something you can't always know.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 12:05:13 pm PDT #22679 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oooh, there was a woman on the train the other day with her stuff in the seat beside her blithely tapping away on her phone while the rest of us were standing in the stairwell having to get off the train to let new people on. I could have slapped her.


Volans - Jun 15, 2010 12:06:36 pm PDT #22680 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I wonder if this will cease to be a problem when we all give up landlines for cells.

No.

I got a new number on my cell a year ago, and I still get people calling it, and when I answer, either saying "Who's this?" or just starting to talk to the young black man who had the number before.

When I interrupt with my way-white, way-female voice, it doesn't help things at all.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 12:10:14 pm PDT #22681 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I do keep getting someone speaking an Asian foreign language at me when I answer mine sometimes. I thought it would stop after the first few times I answered and used a different language to ineffectively tell them I was probably not who they were looking for.