Oh and in terms of being addressed as "darling" or "honey". I think very different for a man. Don't have the whole history of facing objectification and the use of those terms to enforce hierarchy. So (assuming not done sarcastically) don't mind women calling me honey or darling even if I'm not their honey or darling. But again, not at all the same thing as when it happens to a woman.

New Yorkers are friendly and polite too! We're just more efficient about it.

No one warned me! It was mostly on the subway, so it was excellent multitasking.

If I go back, I'll know and not look at people like they might be a little unstable.

Meara:

I think that the Riona's prettier, but the Paulina looks like it has more support.

How are Americans more rude? The overfamiliarity?

That, and the annoying bit where we say unpleasant things out loud. I was quite the revelation in my British office. And I thought that I was being reserved ;) I will never forget the look on one of my colleague's faces when one of the guys requested something unreasonable and I said "well, he's just going to have to get over it, because we can't do it". She was flabbergasted at first, then delighted at the phrase "get over it"

This cracks me up because Joe wants to work for Auntie Beeb after he finishes his degree.

I see a lot of "oh, as usual, dear" in the future if this happens

I feel airports should really be broken down into Traveler Types. I

I've seen a few airports with designated security line, with pictures! Problem is that they're never all open, so you're in the line with the family with 4 kids whose youngest refuses to take of her shoes without a tantrum.

Also, I've been in the expert line, and I get two bins - one for my shoes/quart plastic bag/jacket and one for my laptop. About half of the time, the jackass behind me puts stuff in one of the bins. SO IRRITATING. I used to sigh loudly and get another bin, but now I say "EXCUSE ME, I was using that, please remove your stuff"

she was convinced that all midwesterners were the nicest people on Earth.

well, she's kinda right. At least they appear to be. Even Southerners will follow up a backhanded compliment with "Bless her heart"

The express lane? That's the one with four people lined up with full grocery carts.

ever since I found out that cashiers aren't allowed to say anything if the customer has over 10 items, I will always speak up, loudly and sweetly "You must have not realized that you are in the express lane, you have WAY more than 10 items. Here, let me move back so that you can get out. Do you need help getting it back into the cart?

I frequently get stuck in the Metro behind a group of tourists trying to figure out the fare card machines.

Yes, and they don't know how to ride escalators. I just bellow out "Standing on the right, walking on the left, please!"

Well, that's a whole 'nother ball of wax. Some places now have signs that they won't serve you unless you have ended your cell phone conversation, which I support.

Amen. I think that the height of rudeness to be on your cellphone while at a checkout counter.

(Cashier looks at strange spice). "What do you use this in?" "Oh I'm trying out a new Indian recipe!" Then at the end, "Good luck with your recipe!"

that makes sense to me. What doesn't make sense is "oh, you're buying milk! The price of milk is going up all the time." If you have a question or interesting comment go for it. Don't talk just to talk. The new house manager at the theatre does that, she drives me nuts. She babbles and natters about whatever. And she will come up to you when you're clearly doing something else (say, reading a book) and just start small talk like "so, do you have any pets?". Ugh.

Some local co-workers were going to New York for a business trip. Knowing I'm a born Easterner, one asked me for advice for dealing with the natives. "Don't make a lot of eye contact," I told her, "it's considered forward." "Oh, that's silly," she laughed. A week later, she came to me, a little shaken: "They yelled at me to stop staring at them! Is that what you meant?" "Pretty much."

Isn't Michigan the Midwest? Detroiters were totally rude to me.

New Yorkers are friendly and polite too! We're just more efficient about it.

See, I know you don't mean anything by that other than in a hurry=efficient, but that implies the south is inefficient, which rubs me the wrong way. It's a value judgment I'm uncomfortable with.

It's a value judgment I'm uncomfortable with.

Inefficiency can sometimes just be a statement. I've been on calls with folks from the deep south where I have to consciously talk much slower than normal because they're complaining I'm talking too fast and why am I in such a hurry? This simply affects the efficiency of my support. It doesn't make them better or worse, it just means my support call takes longer than it might otherwise have.

Slower is often a function of accent though. You'd have to slow down for anyone who didn't understand yours. Efficient isn't faster. It's optimum speed at which the job is most correctly done.

You may be able to go faster than they are able to understand, but that doesn't fulfill the second half of the efficient equation.

She stands there while the cashier rings up and bags all of her items, and only after the total is announced to her does she think to start looking for her wallet.

this happens in every kind of line. I've had people stand in a movie line for ten minutes with a giant marquee above the box office and then ask the cashier what's playing. After that they go to the snack bar line and wait until they get to the register to decide what they want.

One thing I appreciate calling Southerners for is your primo phone etiquette. Around here, this is a skill very much in decline. Little stupid things like "I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number," Which I thought everyone learned in the fourth grade, but alas. I got better results when I stopped going with my natural inclination to say "Hi, is FirstName there?" in favor of asking for Ms. LastName. I didn't mean to be rude, but it came off that way.