I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 10:32:25 am PDT #22608 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

One nice things about New Yorkers and our legendary brusqueness is we don't care WHERE the hell you're from - if you're lingering at the top or the bottom of the subway stairs (and have no discernable impairment) you're a war criminal.

Well that's true of any business center. My building is downtown and in the middle of our CBD. There are pedestrian tunnels that connect it to all the other major downtown buildings, and my train stop is one away from the touristy stop. This means I am forever trying not to yell at older ladies and their umpteen Neiman's bags blocking the train door, people wandering our food court while I'm trying to grab a quick lunch, and heavens help me if it State Fair time because that's when my train is full of suburbanites using park and ride to avoid parking fees.


Laga - Jun 15, 2010 10:35:12 am PDT #22609 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I generally don't tend to ponder the armedness of people unless they look like undercover cops or there is a suspicious bulge.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 10:37:20 am PDT #22610 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I generally don't tend to ponder the armedness of people unless they look like undercover cops or there is a suspicious bulge.

And unless you have a concealed carry law, chances are slim you have to worry about it.


Atropa - Jun 15, 2010 10:39:52 am PDT #22611 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You missed this year's fire festival, but you have a year to save up, get your visa, make preparations for next year's (stock up on flammables).

WE. MUST. GO.

I can light water on fire. It's my superpower.

This is very true.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 10:41:05 am PDT #22612 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Pete's gonna hate me, isn't he?


Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2010 10:41:59 am PDT #22613 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well that's true of any business center

But we're not just a business center.

That is to say, its not just at rush hour in midtown or the financial disctrict, its just how we be.

It's like people freaking out about the ::gasp:: ISLAMIC CENTER right near the SACRED GROUND OF GROUND ZEROOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dude, they've been there for years. They're moving two blocks. You're worried about all the victims? Well the community board of that particular community voted overwhelmingly for the zoning stuff. THEY are the victims and they don't have a problem with it. We're New Yorkers. We don't care what you look like or wear or worship or don't. We have more ethnic/cultural/religious groups here with a wider variety of things on their heads than maybe anywhere else in the world. That mosque was there before and nobody gives a shit as long as you DON'T BLOCK THE STAIRS.


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 10:42:51 am PDT #22614 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What smonster said. I've never seen a line of people wait while a southern cashier was chit chatting with another customer. While ringing things up, sure. A genuinely friendly, "Have a nice day!" as the customer is gathering their things, yep, but never just having a conversation while people are waiting, as that would be rude.

But chatting while ringing things up still makes the ringing up and bagging take longer. And strangers asking me questions makes me suspicious.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2010 10:44:26 am PDT #22615 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Pete's gonna hate me, isn't he?

That's OK - it's an adorable hate.


beekaytee - Jun 15, 2010 10:45:11 am PDT #22616 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Wow, Daniel, I'm always in awe of people who do that.

Bonny, didn't you walk across the country?

Yes. Yes, I did.

In fact, I was being interviewed about that very thing while Daniel was posting about his nephew.

It's an awesome, inspiring, life-changing choice. I'm wishing him the very best.

Steph! I was a mystery shopper for movie theaters for 5 years. I mostly used my powers for good, but on a couple of occasions, it was nice to be able to 'clean house' when things were going really, really wrong in a particular shop.

I loved that gig!


Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2010 10:45:41 am PDT #22617 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Come and visit! Eat our fine cuisine of many lands! Enjoy the many museums and cultural opportunities! Take a walk in our lovely parks! Scream and leap in the air when a rat shoots out in front of you after dusk! (I know I do)

We will be perfectly helpful and polite (if not effusive) as long as you keep moving.