It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Miracleman - Jun 15, 2010 3:34:35 am PDT #22494 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Also my dad yelled at me for using metaphors just because I was a high and mighty English major.

"In this household, we do not use: metaphor, allegory, simile...and, so help me God, if you even *approach* symbolism, you will get the back of my hand!"

Seriously, P-C, you rock. It's rough, but don't back down. You know...like Tom Petty.

My parent-related marriage drama was about the actual wedding. Long story short, Mom tried to bring the drama and said something like "Maybe I shouldn't come to the wedding" to which I responded "Okay." Then there was a (virtual) staring contest. If it weren't for Aims, my Mom wouldn't have been at my wedding. And, to this day...I would have been fine with that. But I know not everybody can walk away from family so easily.


brenda m - Jun 15, 2010 3:50:26 am PDT #22495 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

t /Homer


Typo Boy - Jun 15, 2010 4:06:15 am PDT #22496 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

It has been an hour since I took two shots of whiskey. Since I can get tipsy on half a glass of wine, presumably I'm drunk. But still in pain. Don't feel drunk, but if you are not used to being drunk you probably can't judge that.


Miracleman - Jun 15, 2010 4:17:28 am PDT #22497 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

In my experience, Typo, booze does not so much *lessen* pain as it makes you *not give a shit that you are still in pain.*


Shir - Jun 15, 2010 4:20:50 am PDT #22498 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, Typo Boy. I'm sorry you're going through this.


WindSparrow - Jun 15, 2010 4:33:26 am PDT #22499 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Typo Boy, this is terrible for you. I'm sorry you are in so much pain. I hope you can find a dentist to take swift action.

Jars, it's good to see your font here.


DCJensen - Jun 15, 2010 4:51:08 am PDT #22500 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The Cheezeburger Network is written up in the NYT: [link]

I have my own login, but I can't recall the user email for the Buffistas.


Jars - Jun 15, 2010 5:18:25 am PDT #22501 of 30000

Jars, it's good to see your font here.

Aw, thanks. I've settled into my new job enough now that I'm comfortable slacking off. Which is... good? Maybe.

It's nice to be catching up on people's news.


beekaytee - Jun 15, 2010 6:12:27 am PDT #22502 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I had a bad experience in college, and it's soured me on counseling. I know I should get over it, but the first step is the hardest. I'm a different person now anyway.

Oh god. Me too. So much so that I didn't speak of my enormous problem to anyone for nearly a decade. It was awful. But, my given profession suggests that I ultimately got over it.

I am totally Erin with the interviewing and exploration of any prospective helper. It's such an important trust that requires more discernment than choosing a melon, you know? MORE thumping and listening.

I'm so, so hoping you find someone you can feel good working with P-C.

pain reduction ~ma Typo's way.


Vortex - Jun 15, 2010 6:23:25 am PDT #22503 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Seems I tossed the half bottle of vanilla in TX rather than pack a glass bottle of liquid. Forgot before making brownies.

Next time this happens, you can substitute dark or spiced rum in a 1:1 ratio.