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Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

Dawn ,'Sleeper'

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Miracleman - Jun 11, 2010 6:13:46 pm PDT #22211 of 30000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

But I'd like to see it applied to Glen Beck and to every journalist or politician who wants to repeal birthright citizenship. Demand apologies from all of them and then fire them regardless of whether they apologize or not.

Amen, brother! Preach it from the mountain! Or whatever other geographical landmark you choose!

DavidS - Jun 11, 2010 6:18:29 pm PDT #22212 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or whatever other geographical landmark you choose!

Sand bar! Bay of Biscayne!

Connie Neil - Jun 11, 2010 7:04:19 pm PDT #22213 of 30000

brillig

First world problem: I want to watch my gay porn videos. However, Hubby is right behind me with my monitor in full view, and he doesn't have my appreciation for gay porn. At all.

Will have to think of a way to get him out of the room with the computer. Or have him go to sleep.

Strix - Jun 11, 2010 7:09:12 pm PDT #22214 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Watch some really BORING gay porn first, so he'll fall asleep? Or leave?

Trudy Booth - Jun 11, 2010 7:15:50 pm PDT #22215 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"Honey, if you run along and let me watch some gay porn I'll get all worked up and totally make it worth your while..."

DavidS - Jun 11, 2010 8:09:01 pm PDT #22216 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about, "I watch my porn, you watch yours and I'll meet you in the bedroom in twenty minutes."

Maria - Jun 11, 2010 8:16:22 pm PDT #22217 of 30000

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks for all of the ~ma for my mom, everyone. She's still weighing the pros and cons.

Sean, do NOT apologize for bothering us. You are not a bother, and we want to know when you're feeling low. We love you, and that's not going to change.

Sean K - Jun 11, 2010 8:30:24 pm PDT #22218 of 30000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You guys know Helen Thomas is of palestinian descent, right?

Sean K - Jun 11, 2010 8:31:12 pm PDT #22219 of 30000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There is a context for her comment.

billytea - Jun 11, 2010 8:33:27 pm PDT #22220 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You guys know Helen Thomas is of palestinian descent, right?

Is it Palestinian or Lebanese descent? I know it's from somewhere in the vicinity.

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