Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jun 10, 2010 12:01:25 pm PDT #21998 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Shir, that's horrifying.


Daisy Jane - Jun 10, 2010 12:04:28 pm PDT #21999 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wish I could video tape it. Cause it's not always just, "Hey Baby." it's a whole string of "Heybabyyoursobeautiful.HeyheyIknowyouhearme.Whatyouwonttalktome? FUCK YOU BITCH!"


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 12:05:19 pm PDT #22000 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

There's probably only so much the authorites will ignore from them, don't you think? "She took my picture so I punched her" could well be crossing the line.

Yes, but I don't want to get the second punch. Not the first punch as well, as a matter of fact. Though I wonder if they'll cross the lines and lay their hands on a strange, impure woman who might be even, gasp, menstruating! (they just used a wire on me, which didn't require physical touch, which is forbidden).


Trudy Booth - Jun 10, 2010 12:07:16 pm PDT #22001 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aw Shir!

Maybe whip out a camera and yell I'M MENSTRUATING as you take the picture?


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 12:10:12 pm PDT #22002 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Trudy for the win.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2010 12:13:47 pm PDT #22003 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There was a controversy in Brooklyn a little while ago (I kind of lost track of it and don't know how it was resolved) where the city was building a bike lane all through the borough -- some parts of it were bike trails through parks or along rivers, and other parts were designated bike lanes on streets connecting the park and river parts. One section of it went through a Hasidic neighborhood, and some people there were just furious at all these people in exercise clothes coming through. They lobbied the city to change the route, and also harassed all the people they thought were inappropriately dressed. I read one article that quoted a woman who said that she'd ridden her bike through wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and when she was stopped for traffic at a corner, a Hasidic man came up to her and asked how much she charged. (There were also plenty of Hasidic people who had no problem with the bike lane, and even a few younger people who started an underground Hasidic bike shop, but several of the people who did have an issue with it were people who were already active in political stuff and thus could get their voices heard by the city.)


erikaj - Jun 10, 2010 12:22:22 pm PDT #22004 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Shir, babe, I'm sorry about that. Any other Bitches use Lunapads? I read the ad in Bust a few months ago and switched to their washable underwear/liner pad combo and I am really pleased.(less garbage + better containment is a win for me AND the Earth. Which I was just closer to. Also, the tape on the wings was giving me an itch. Which I don't miss.)


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 10, 2010 12:24:42 pm PDT #22005 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Any other Bitches use Lunapads?

No, for various reasons, but I use sea sponge tampons about half the time. They're great.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2010 12:25:05 pm PDT #22006 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Any other Bitches use Lunapads?

I do. Disposable pads irritate my skin like hell. Plus, better for the environment.


Sean K - Jun 10, 2010 12:26:27 pm PDT #22007 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Really. Hate. Everybody.