Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jun 10, 2010 9:20:52 am PDT #21939 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG, that ought to be against the Hippocratic oathAlso, is it wrong to feel hotter because some random Brit on OKC told me I was hot yesterday? Because, okay, "Greatest Love of All" would say "yes," and my book group would've too, but the songstress who made that song famous, you know, got high a lot.


Zenkitty - Jun 10, 2010 9:23:02 am PDT #21940 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am about to put on pants! and a bra! and leave the house! It's so exciting.


Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 9:25:56 am PDT #21941 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

It'd be even more exciting if you left the house without the pants.


DavidS - Jun 10, 2010 9:26:05 am PDT #21942 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am about to put on pants! and a bra! and leave the house! It's so exciting.

Be careful! There are humans out there.


erikaj - Jun 10, 2010 9:27:41 am PDT #21943 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Around here, I would say "Allegedly" But I do live in Arizona.


Vortex - Jun 10, 2010 9:30:15 am PDT #21944 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear parent: shut up. i have answered your question, and I'm tired of repeating myself. You are trying to excuse why you are still talking but I really don't care. Shut up. I would like to hang up now. Stop talking.


omnis_audis - Jun 10, 2010 9:32:34 am PDT #21945 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

((( Shir ))) What the hell? I hope it was inadvertent, and not intentional. But even so, help a sister out. And if it was because of whatever cleavage you were showing, well, hell, I don't even know what to say to that. Sounds rather childish to me.

Zen, I say skip the bra part too. Why not. Live a little.

ION- getting closer to getting the new MacBookPro from work. They have a model selected, now it's just about how much RAM and what software. :: makes grabby fingers ::

lastly, continued ((( Pix & ND ))). Hang in there, you two. Don't forget, you got the strength of all of us holding you up, and the power of the ~ma helping you through it all. And that shit is powerful!


Atropa - Jun 10, 2010 9:33:41 am PDT #21946 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Okay, Dear Powers That Be: stop picking on my people. Really. There are others out there that are FAR more deserving of being treated badly by you.

ION, I'm working from home today, as kind of a mental health day. I feel less cranky than yesterday, but that may be because of the extra sleep and the radio alarm clock playing Siouxsie and the Banshees.


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 9:43:05 am PDT #21947 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I talked to a friend who lives in Jerusalem longer than me. Turned out it's somewhat well known, and yes, it's deliberate.

I'm so shaken and furious. I mean, I know better than going into the ultra-orthodox and even orthodox zones, and I don't do it (when I have to go to orthodox zones (I keep out from ultra-orthodox zones), I dress accordingly). But Jaffa street? One of the main streets that everybody uses? In the afternoon? It's neutral territory, assholes. Assholes-who-don't-work-nor-serve-in-the-military-and-fine-with-getting-my-tax-money-but-not-with-my-existence, I have to add.


smonster - Jun 10, 2010 9:47:15 am PDT #21948 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm sorry, whut? You were tripped on purpose b/c somebody thinks you're showing too much cleavage? The 'tripped on purpose' is puerile by itself, but the judgey part? Now I'm feeling not just smitey, but nuke 'em from space smitey.