I spotted this on Shakesville.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.
'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 6:57:40 am PDT #21925 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot - Jun 10, 2010 7:01:08 am PDT #21926 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I spotted this on Shakesville.
Awww....
Stephanie - Jun 10, 2010 7:09:21 am PDT #21927 of 30000
Trust my rage
I am feeling crabby and not like working at. all.
Shir - Jun 10, 2010 7:19:06 am PDT #21928 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I think someone just (well, 30 minutes ago) pulled a wire at foot-height, causing me to trip and fall on Jaffa street (which is on constructions). I'm just not sure if that was on purpose or not.
I'm a bit scratched and there was minor bleeding, and it hurts a little bit, and my mouth got filled with dirt (I stopped the falling also with my chin, along with arms, elbows and knees). But since I'm not that clumsy, and since two grown men crossed the same spot seconds before me, and since the wire seemed to be pulled only when I crossed there (and I looked carefully where I'm stepping just before crossing) - and they closed the spot immediately after I managed to pick myself up from there, and since all the people who happened to be religous men that were in my immediate vicinity didn't bother to move a mussle to see if I'm alright - I don't even know what to think. A builder did offer my water, though. This is a pretty nuetral place, even though mostly religous people live there, because it's close to the market. So I'm not sure if this was about my (not-that-big) cleavage.
And I wondered what will make me to kill everyone today. Huh.
smonster - Jun 10, 2010 7:53:43 am PDT #21929 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yay Deb!
I spotted this on Shakesville.
Never a fan of the show, and I still went "awww." (And, me being me, relished the subversion of a classic male narrative)
I am overcaffeinated and feeling overwhelmed. Must be [n]day.
Typo Boy - Jun 10, 2010 7:54:18 am PDT #21930 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
punctation to ND and Pix.
If anyone tripped you deliberately may their beards catch on fire.
Zenkitty - Jun 10, 2010 8:02:37 am PDT #21931 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shir, may the penises of anyone who tripped you shrivel until they are the size of button mushrooms.
Sean K - Jun 10, 2010 8:05:15 am PDT #21932 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
WTF, Shir?
Seriously. I. Hate. Everybody.
(again, not you guys)
Frankenbuddha - Jun 10, 2010 8:06:04 am PDT #21933 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Much health-ma for ND's mom and a general "back off, universe!" for ND and Pix.
Calli - Jun 10, 2010 8:40:24 am PDT #21934 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What the heck? Shir, the people who watched you fall--and probably enabled it--really suck. I'm sorry you had to deal with it.