It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Jun 09, 2010 11:11:54 am PDT #21830 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want a nap.

I want my energy levels to get back to normal after being sick.

I want to know what that strange noise is out in the hallway, because it sounds like a zombified Pomeranian. Oh wait, it's a small child. Okay, then.


beth b - Jun 09, 2010 11:19:53 am PDT #21831 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ouch, beth. Frustrating. Hope you can get through the jury duty without too much chaos at work.

Well, I won't really be effected, because I'll miss it if I get called in . I just won't know exactly what is happening until the night before


Shir - Jun 09, 2010 11:26:10 am PDT #21832 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Now I really need this: [link]

So what if it's summer and boiling hot outside for the next 3 months.


P.M. Marc - Jun 09, 2010 11:28:10 am PDT #21833 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I want my energy levels to get back to normal after being sick.

WORD


Atropa - Jun 09, 2010 11:29:58 am PDT #21834 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want my energy levels to get back to normal after being sick.

Walking to the cafeteria should not make me tired! DO NOT WANT.


javachik - Jun 09, 2010 11:32:53 am PDT #21835 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

This week I am really jonesing for new Dansko clogs. I feel like I am a middle-aged California cliche, but they are so comfy and they give me some extra inches, which means my feet actually reach the floor when I am sitting at the movies. I got some at a yard sale last year for $5, loved them, and then got one other pair with a cool shiny pattern. I want a new pair but they cost around $100, which is a LOT of money for shoes in my world.

Scrappy, what size do you wear? I have some Born clogs that are cute but I never wear them. They're a brownish black with a cute heel. Size 9 US, 40.5 EU.


Daisy Jane - Jun 09, 2010 11:36:29 am PDT #21836 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If they had them in my size, I would need to be talked down from these [link]


Liese S. - Jun 09, 2010 11:39:55 am PDT #21837 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, for serious. Will that happen? Will I get my energy levels back? I feel like I want to pass out just from running errands.


smonster - Jun 09, 2010 11:44:53 am PDT #21838 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

At least we've got company. Iced tea on the porch, anyone?

Lovely. I take mine super sweet.

Now I really need this: [link]

That is GORGEOUS.


Scrappy - Jun 09, 2010 11:46:56 am PDT #21839 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Java--I wear a 7, but thanks so much for the thought!