Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 06, 2010 6:10:27 pm PDT #21538 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Mr Peabody has barked all weekend long. They're doing some building two doors down and he apparently viewed this as a Defcon 4 event. Then he got so wound up that he barked at everything and when he came in, it would take him 15 minutes to stop panting. He was responding pretty well to Quiet commands, but this weekend he was That Dog, the one everyone in the neighborhood wishes would shut up.

So I spent my weekend cleaning, loading software and yelling "quiet." I do not enjoy any of these things.


Typo Boy - Jun 06, 2010 6:13:19 pm PDT #21539 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I'm one of the dozen or so people who read the Dymaxion world blog of John McGrath. He totally wins the internets today for the following marriage announcement [link]

Was radio silent because I got married on May 29th. There were Stormtroopers. And the officiant used the words "by the power of Grayskull", as previously agreed.

Aside from that, I can't really remember much.

My wife is already well on the way to winning the marriage, with the following quote: "Look: I'm married now, so I'm gonna get fat. I'm gonna be a fat motherfucker. I'm gonna wash myself with a rag on a stick."

I swear I wasn't even saying anything about her weight.


WindSparrow - Jun 06, 2010 6:19:32 pm PDT #21540 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

It really was beautiful.

Wonderful!


Typo Boy - Jun 06, 2010 6:20:51 pm PDT #21541 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Note: the Wedding Bonny Fides attended sounds truely lovely. Just the Dymaxion announcement was funny.


beekaytee - Jun 06, 2010 6:30:10 pm PDT #21542 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

"by the power of Grayskull"

I am totally putting that on my officiant bucket list.

That and 'Do. Or do not. There is no try.' Which I use in couple's counseling all the time,


beth b - Jun 06, 2010 6:34:35 pm PDT #21543 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sounds lovely bonny

Ate too much sushi. did not really know that was possible


Ginger - Jun 06, 2010 6:38:48 pm PDT #21544 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Congratulations on everything coming off without a hitch, Bonny. Or with only the intended hitch.


beekaytee - Jun 06, 2010 6:54:02 pm PDT #21545 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Or with only the intended hitch.

teehee.

Thanks!


Shir - Jun 06, 2010 7:35:54 pm PDT #21546 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm somewhat skimming.

First, {{Laura}}. Your boy is 18. There's a reason why they're enlisting in that age. They're in their "all hormones, all actions" state of existence.

The good news is that most of them come out of it, eventually. But he won't learn if he won't live. Good luck, anyway, and don't blame yourself. You're a terrific mom. And also: I'm only 6 years older than your son! Can I act stupid too?

IOmomN: I believe the scariest thing ever is to get a call 20 minutes after you barely dragged yourself out of the bed, from a mom who's usually shouting at the other end (that's how she's talking, normally, over the phone - as if she didn't understood that technology makes is possible to speak to the person at the other end, not her voice alone), before you had your coffee. I rushed out from the bathroom to answer that call, and in the end, she just called to thank me for handling the laundry last night. She has strange ways to do that.


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 7:56:37 pm PDT #21547 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was wearing silver Ralph Lauren sandals, thank you very much!

We saw Killers and finished up with dinner at The Libertine. Today wa bliss even with the oppressive heat.

Now snuggled with hubs and pup and off to sleep.