honey - you are a dirty, dirty man and I can't believe you just had that thought.
Wasn't me this time.
Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 11:24:45 am PDT #21247 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2010 11:26:37 am PDT #21248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I still secretly wish he'd be at the gate as soon as I get there.
I still want my father to meet me right at the door of the plane. I've been horribly spoilt. One time, he had a car pull up on the tarmac and whisk us off from there. Coolest arrival ever.
Aims - Jun 03, 2010 11:27:54 am PDT #21249 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
honey - you are a dirty, dirty man and I can't believe you just had that thought.
Wasn't me this time.
....
Shit.
Cass - Jun 03, 2010 11:29:01 am PDT #21250 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Y'all, I'm so tired I get motion sickness if I turn my head too fast. I know those of you with chronic insomnia and/or small children will have little sympathy, but gah.
Oh, I have sympathy. Just precious little ways to fix it.
I want Vortex's house elf when I am sick.
I want epic painkillers now. Jesus not sleeping well (or, you know, much at all) and a killer back ache are a bad combination. I applied Tylenol and lots of Advil and a heat pack.
smonster - Jun 03, 2010 11:44:01 am PDT #21251 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Wasn't me this time.
Whoops.
Oh, I have sympathy. Just precious little ways to fix it.
I could fix it a lot faster had I not adopted my beloved and adorable dog. Cats are much more forgiving of me coming home and collapsing.
Connie Neil - Jun 03, 2010 11:45:57 am PDT #21252 of 30000
brillig
Cats are much more forgiving of me coming home and collapsing.
Because you are then convenient for climbing upon and settling onto.
Daisy Jane - Jun 03, 2010 12:17:47 pm PDT #21253 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Who's going to see the 20 Years of Bloodletting concert in 10 days??
Me too! Well, in 14 days.
Vortex - Jun 03, 2010 12:45:46 pm PDT #21254 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I know that we're off the Bieber, but Forklift Driver Pimps His Ride for Bieber
beekaytee - Jun 03, 2010 12:48:41 pm PDT #21255 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
When I am sick, I want to be left alone. House elves should bring me tea, ginger ale, and/or cold OJ without comment. They should quietly pick up the used tissues that are piled up on the table or that have been flung somewhat near the trash can. They should not ask how I'm feeling or if I need anything. I will let them know.
Vortex is me when it comes to being sick.
I feel like I have to take care of whomever is around when I'm sick and just. don't. wanna.
For whatever reason, I've been dramatically disappointed by the people around me when I haven't felt well. Especially the ones who ask what I need and then resent when I actually answer the question. My favorite was the (otherwise) good guy, who insisted in asking what I needed (three times), then responded to my request for crackers and gingerale (the CVS is two blocks away) with the rancid and flat remains from his cupboards. Ick.
I'd rather just take care of myself. Probably why I am so seldom ill. So, I guess I've got that going for me.
Strix - Jun 03, 2010 12:53:20 pm PDT #21256 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Aw, bonny! I would totally bring you hot and sour soup, and make tea!
I am very nurturing, as long as it doesn't involve vomit. (I will hold hair back, and get wet washcloths and water, but cleaning it up is the vomiter's job, unless you are under 12. 11? )