Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2010 10:02:27 am PDT #21230 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am the annoying great-aunt-type who "doesn't want to be a bother" when she's sick. I haven't ever really had anyone around who would help when I was sick, anyway, so I just stoic it out.


smonster - Jun 03, 2010 10:05:31 am PDT #21231 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am the annoying great-aunt-type who "doesn't want to be a bother" when she's sick.

POOR CHARLOTTE! (Sorry, automatically went to a Room with a View place) (of course she was actually super passive aggressive and I'm not accusing you of that at all)

I whine but generally end up taking care of myself b/c there is generally no one else.


Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2010 10:07:37 am PDT #21232 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, no, that's all right, I'll just lie here and cough quietly, you don't have to bring me any water! You just relax and watch your stories, I'll be fine over here in this pile of dirty tissues.


Strix - Jun 03, 2010 10:08:24 am PDT #21233 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am used to taking care of myself, and I am super-independent, but damn, I AM Super Nice Nurse Erin if he doesn't feel good, and I just flipped out with the feeling crappy.

You get married SO someone will get you medicine and tea when you are sick, right? I spent too many years dragging my sick ass to the drugstore with aches and chills.


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2010 10:14:16 am PDT #21234 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You get married SO someone will get you medicine and tea when you are sick, right? I spent too many years dragging my sick ass to the drugstore with aches and chills.

Hell, yes. I sex him up real good AND make his lunches for work, so he damn well is going to get me oj and soup!


Laga - Jun 03, 2010 10:17:09 am PDT #21235 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I want my mom when I'm sick. I feel guilty if anyone else has to take care of me but if mom drives over an hour to bring me soup and a cold compress that's OK.

I'm having coconut tea and a coconut donut. There's a joke in there somewhere but mostly it's just tasty.


Atropa - Jun 03, 2010 10:19:15 am PDT #21236 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You get married SO someone will get you medicine and tea when you are sick, right?

Yes. And take-out Mexican food. And coffee. And who will automatically bring Clovis to me and say "What trashy vampire movie do you want to watch?"


Toddson - Jun 03, 2010 10:20:42 am PDT #21237 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

That's - dare I say it - ADORABLE!


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2010 10:21:32 am PDT #21238 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Unrelatedly, Ativan floaty, yay.


ChiKat - Jun 03, 2010 10:25:00 am PDT #21239 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

. I haven't ever really had anyone around who would help when I was sick, anyway, so I just stoic it out.

Zenkitty is me.

I'm having coconut tea and a coconut donut. There's a joke in there somewhere but mostly it's just tasty.

That does sound quite tasty.

Only 1.5 more days of school! Whee!!!!