Cat + corn-on-the-cob = I have NO idea.
Nandi: I ain't her. Mal: Only people in this room is you and me.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 01, 2010 7:21:38 pm PDT #21016 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Daisy Jane - Jun 01, 2010 7:29:43 pm PDT #21017 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dude. That's a cat eating corn on the cob. Like a badass cat.
Burrell - Jun 01, 2010 7:38:53 pm PDT #21018 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Butter.
Steph L. - Jun 01, 2010 7:42:20 pm PDT #21019 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
She wasn't just licking the butter off, though; she was extricating kernels and eating them whole.
Weird cat.
Typo Boy - Jun 01, 2010 7:42:25 pm PDT #21020 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I still run into people who believe the U.S. FOUND weapons of mass destruction in Iraq (not including the ones they brought with them) after the invasion. I suspect Israel and the U.S. have a lot in common in terms of poisonous atmospheres of public opinion.
Burrell - Jun 01, 2010 7:53:05 pm PDT #21021 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
OK, yeah, that's a weird cat.
I know a cat who likes to eat watermelon. WTF? I used to shake my head at him and say, "aren't you supposed to be a carnivore?"
Zenkitty - Jun 01, 2010 8:00:08 pm PDT #21022 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My little gray cat Niko loved to eat watermelon! I'd give her a chunk and she'd sit on her haunches like a squirrel and hold the chunk in one paw and eat it sitting there. She was crazy for watermelon. I don't believe cats can't taste sweet things.
Strix - Jun 01, 2010 8:16:28 pm PDT #21023 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, that's a really cute mental picture, Zen.
Hey, how'd that vanilla solid perfume turn out? I've been wondering.
DCJensen - Jun 01, 2010 8:46:01 pm PDT #21024 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I know a cat who likes to eat watermelon. WTF? I used to shake my head at him and say, "aren't you supposed to be a carnivore?"
My little gray cat Niko loved to eat watermelon! I'd give her a chunk and she'd sit on her haunches like a squirrel and hold the chunk in one paw and eat it sitting there. She was crazy for watermelon.
"Sometimes I like to crumble the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture."
Kathy A - Jun 01, 2010 9:14:01 pm PDT #21025 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
In his biography Chuck Amuck, Chuck Jones tells a great story about Johnson, the cat that showed up one summer when he was a kid at the family house on the beach. He hung out with the family all summer long, and they found out that his favorite food in the world was grapefruit. They'd give it to him whole, and he'd use one canine tooth to drill a hole into the peel and chew himself a bigger hole until he could get to the fruit inside. He'd then eat the whole grapefruit and end up wearing the peel on his head like a helmet.
Oh, and he also loved to swim in the ocean.
The whole story (and a drawing of Johnson with the grapefruit helmet) is here.