I think you would end up loving the black Mary Janes if you found yourself in a very hot place that you were doing a lot of walking in. Like say, Disneyland in August.
But but but ... they're
Crocs.
I just ... look, I know it's a possibly irrational bias.
The ones I linked to have a little spot for a skull shaped Jibbitz, Jilli. IJS.
Sits in Jilli's irrational bias corner
Pink Crocs with this jibbitz and it's Jillified.
Pink Crocs with this jibbitz and it's Jillified.
I ...
stares at laptop screen
I'd want them in black, because they would go with more of my wardrobe. But they are cute. Oh god what am I saying?
I will not be getting Crocs.
JILLI!!! Step awaaaaaaay from the Crocs. No good can come of this.
dangles Fluevogs in the opposite direction
Crocs: The Snuggie of footwear.
Bet they'd look good with a kilt.