I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 28, 2010 5:09:17 am PDT #20658 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Wait, what's that internet rule that says if you can think of a type of porn, it exists? Did I just call a bunch of porn into existence?

Rule 34.

Sail, feel better~ma.


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 5:09:42 am PDT #20659 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There was something else I mean to to say, but the gronk is mighty.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been said, if it wasn't for the gronk.'


Cashmere - May 28, 2010 5:14:46 am PDT #20660 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have these and get a ton of compliments on them. They are very comfy and go with everything.

I need a pair of slides for summer, though.


Daisy Jane - May 28, 2010 5:28:52 am PDT #20661 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy birthday, Sean! I do hope this marks the start of a better time for you.


Hil R. - May 28, 2010 5:29:11 am PDT #20662 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy Birthday, Sean!


Laura - May 28, 2010 5:34:52 am PDT #20663 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to Sean!


sj - May 28, 2010 5:42:30 am PDT #20664 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Sean!!! I hope the year ahead brings you all wonderful things.


Aims - May 28, 2010 5:49:09 am PDT #20665 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well G-D. Just got work news that is going to eff up my work life.


sj - May 28, 2010 6:08:17 am PDT #20666 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aims}}}

We're supposed to be leaving for the beach in a little while. It would probably help if I packed, wouldn't it?


Cashmere - May 28, 2010 6:11:20 am PDT #20667 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aims, you ok?