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Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 27, 2010 5:01:00 am PDT #20508 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I prefer odd to she-was-actively-misleading-me-about-her-motivation.

That could be a part of the case. You always need a good story to survive Israeli bureaucracy. If you'll tell the truth, you simply won't get anywhere/what you need (as yours truly learned in flesh).

Personally, I offset the lying (for I feel very bad about it, but if you need anything that doesn't sound "normal" to them - and I'm not talking about a loan or something like it, because nobody would lie about it, but getting the freaking simple forms and getting them processed can be hell) with the crazy commissions the bank takes from me. And you know what? I can be lying to them from here to eternity: they'll still get more money out of me. I don't think that there's a single form or activity which the bank doesn't get a nice, healthy commission on.

Just to be clear: I'm talking about what it takes to get the simple forms. Not loans, opening an account, all of that. From standing orders forms downward, you'll be asked why you're doing it and what for. And if your story doesn't sound normal, it'll take eternity to get processed. Hence, the lying.

That's bizarre - where was this?

L.A. (took the train to San Diago), but I can't remember where, exactly.


Toddson - May 27, 2010 5:08:15 am PDT #20509 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

An amusing typo from Shir:

their ideas of costumer service

You know, this country needs some really good costumer service.


Shir - May 27, 2010 5:09:57 am PDT #20510 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

You know, this country needs some really good costumer service.

Oh, lol. Damn auto-spell-checker.


Aims - May 27, 2010 5:09:57 am PDT #20511 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Really, person on my friends list who I've known my whole entire life? You're going to tell me that my dead Grandfather wouldn't have approved of my approval of President Obama going on vacation? Really?

Truth be told, my grandfather wouldn't have given a shit.


Stephanie - May 27, 2010 5:11:57 am PDT #20512 of 30000
Trust my rage

okay, now Aims is making me go check out FB.


tommyrot - May 27, 2010 5:12:22 am PDT #20513 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NSFW: Count Cockula

(It's a sex toy.)


Shir - May 27, 2010 5:20:52 am PDT #20514 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Not fair! I'm in the uni and can't open it!


Laura - May 27, 2010 5:43:22 am PDT #20515 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

"Yes, I approve of the President spending his Memorial Day the same way the majority of the country will be - taking the day off of work, hanging out with his family in his own backyard, grilling up some food, and having a beer."

I usually ignore the hate email, but I had to respond to email earlier that claimed our president was "the first" to not go to Arlington on Memorial Day. I even replied all to some crazy long list of people I don't know. At least it should remind them not to send me that crap.


Volans - May 27, 2010 5:54:11 am PDT #20516 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I am amused by the FB link on the Count Cockula page that wants me to "be the first of your friends that likes this."


Tom Scola - May 27, 2010 5:54:51 am PDT #20517 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

too much Sartre

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths