You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 26, 2010 4:50:40 pm PDT #20474 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Note to self:

Chicken thighs at 6 o'clock.

That made me imagine a very bizarre war movie....


-t - May 26, 2010 4:57:09 pm PDT #20475 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Travel~ma, askye

Health~ma, smonster.

Quick TMI question, whitefonted for TMIness: an extra day or two of bleeding is nothing to worry about, right? I'm usually very regular and surprise blood is off-putting.


Laga - May 26, 2010 5:01:15 pm PDT #20476 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

-t, that's normal for me.


-t - May 26, 2010 5:05:44 pm PDT #20477 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thanks, Laga. Probably just stress.


smonster - May 26, 2010 5:30:18 pm PDT #20478 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

-t, on iPhone and can't read white font.

I peroxided, netied, and apple cider vinegar gargled. I feel hot, which means I'm probably sub, which is normal for me when I'm sick. Also, my chronic pain is kicked up a notch.

Going to try to sleep.

askye, much ~ma for SLNRLBF.


DCJensen - May 26, 2010 5:30:39 pm PDT #20479 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Chicken thighs at 6 o'clock.

That made me imagine a very bizarre war movie....

Then my work is done.


Zenkitty - May 26, 2010 7:04:01 pm PDT #20480 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm pretty drunk right now. That's okay, right?


meara - May 26, 2010 7:10:44 pm PDT #20481 of 30000

Ugh. Am also having woken up feeling sick, and not wanting. Have friends and big plans this weekend. BOO!


DavidS - May 26, 2010 7:12:18 pm PDT #20482 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm pretty drunk right now. That's okay, right?

Fuck yeah!


Shir - May 26, 2010 8:00:07 pm PDT #20483 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Great shoes, sj!

~mas to those who need it.

Chicken thighs at 6 o'clock.

That made me imagine a very bizarre war movie....

I was going with the "is this DCJ's version to dirty talk?".

I'm pretty drunk right now. That's okay, right?

Hell yeah!

Peoples! You know what's gonna happen tomorrow?! I can wake up without an alarm tomorrow, because it'll be teh weekend! It's all exciting and stuff!

One last thing: in the sociology class we had about radical feminism in the beginning of the week, it nearly got to a point of "wait. So how does a radical feminist having sex, if she believes that penetration is related to the power relations?" (not sure I'm translating it right, but whatever, I'm before my coffee) point. I had to bite my tongue, and trying not to giggle while thinking "Bitches. They should really be here now".