I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - May 26, 2010 11:08:18 am PDT #20419 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I like the shirt too. I think it suits you, Shir.

So, a really nice thing happened today.

I whinged here about the poor quality of the Red Cross course I took on Sunday. Well, through a series of mildly irritating circumstances, I found myself speaking to the director of health and safety training today. Lovely man. Very interested in my feedback and completely willing to let me retake the course.

BUT, in addition, he is giving me a FREE instructor training!! That's multiple hundreds of dollars I'd not spend otherwise and will give me to tools to offer classes on the Hill. I'm absolutely thrilled.

My squeaky wheel definitely got greased...in a good way.


Gudanov - May 26, 2010 11:10:03 am PDT #20420 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My squeaky wheel definitely got greased...in a good way.

That's what she said.


Shir - May 26, 2010 11:13:41 am PDT #20421 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

That's great, bonny!


smonster - May 26, 2010 11:13:58 am PDT #20422 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

bonny, that is terrific. What an exciting opportunity!


Kathy A - May 26, 2010 11:14:17 am PDT #20423 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Way to go, bonny!! That's terrific.

Love the shirt, Shir.

Mmmm, baklava. I've been debating what to have for dinner tonight, and I now think I'll be stopping at Pita Inn (my favorite Chicagoland mini-franchise) for some chicken schawarma, pita bread and hummus, and homemade baklava for dessert.


beekaytee - May 26, 2010 11:17:13 am PDT #20424 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

What an exciting opportunity!

I know, right? A friend just suggested that instructors actually get paid. Which, frankly, never occurred to me...so that's nice.

But more than that, the opportunity to do something constructive with my insufferable notitallness and desire to do right by the community pet population? Priceless!

I'll also be fully trained for people, which will be really nice. At this point, I could (and have done) get by in a pinch, but having the confidence this training will give me is an awesome gift.

Hey, Andi! I owe this all to you. THANKS.


lisah - May 26, 2010 11:18:10 am PDT #20425 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

That's very cool, Bonny. Sounds like something you'd be great at.


WindSparrow - May 26, 2010 11:28:59 am PDT #20426 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My squeaky wheel definitely got greased...in a good way.

Well, you know, we are all big fans of a good lube here.

Hey, Andi! I owe this all to you. THANKS.

I was totally picturing you being a pet first aid/cpr instructor. Just had that image in my head. It's more than cool that it's working out.


amych - May 26, 2010 11:54:44 am PDT #20427 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Just gotta accept that you're gonna sweat, try to take it easy, and walk in the shade.

Dude, are you sure you weren't a southerner already?


Toddson - May 26, 2010 11:57:09 am PDT #20428 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

That shirt - which Teppy called "fluffy" - I think went past fluffy and into frilled lizard territory. Perhaps a representation of a hitherto unknow species of dinosaur.