Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - May 18, 2010 8:52:42 am PDT #19732 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Totally not on the zero tolerance topic, but are canned green beans supposed to have a metallic taste to them? I usually like green beans, canned or otherwise, but these... I threw them out.


Steph L. - May 18, 2010 8:55:01 am PDT #19733 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You have zero tolerance of metallic green beans!


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 9:00:11 am PDT #19734 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You have zero tolerance of metallic green beans!

Arrest the Jolly Green Giant!


NoiseDesign - May 18, 2010 9:04:45 am PDT #19735 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Just got a bad phone call.

The woman who has been helping as a caregiver with my mom 5 days a week for the past few years was in a near fatal car accident last night. Questionable if she will ever walk again.

Ugh.


WindSparrow - May 18, 2010 9:08:27 am PDT #19736 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Well, shit, Drew. Much ~ma for her healing. And plenty of ~ma for finding your mother a caregiver.


Polter-Cow - May 18, 2010 9:12:39 am PDT #19737 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, that's terrible.


javachik - May 18, 2010 9:15:19 am PDT #19738 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

x-posted:

I don't know if it was here or in Natter, because searches for "javachik" yielded nothing, but Cass, I am sooooo excited about your friend getting a Qutenza script. Please keep me posted!

(sometimes I search for the misspelled "javachiCk", too but that got me no Cass results, either.)


Barb - May 18, 2010 9:26:11 am PDT #19739 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, ND, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope the outcome improves as things stabilize.


Laga - May 18, 2010 9:30:46 am PDT #19740 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh Drew I hope the caregiver makes a miraculous recovery.


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 9:30:55 am PDT #19741 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm so sorry, ND! That's awful.